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Sean T. Collins has written about comics and popular culture professionally since 2001 and on this very blog since 2003. He has written for Maxim, The Comics Journal, Stuff, Wizard, A&F Quarterly, Comic Book Resources, Giant, ToyFare, The Onion, The Comics Reporter and more. His comics have been published by Top Shelf, Partyka, and Family Style. He blogs here and at Robot 6.

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Destructor Comes to Croc Town
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


1995 (NSFW)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Raymond Suzuhara


Pornography
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


It Brought Me Some Peace of Mind
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota
edit: Brett Warnock


A Real Gentle Knife
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Josiah Leighton
lyrics: "Rippin Kittin" by Golden Boy & Miss Kittin


The Real Killers Are Still Out There
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


Destructor in: Prison Break
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


Cage Variations: Kitchen Sink
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota


Cage Variations: 1998 High Street
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota


Cage Variations: We Had No Idea
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota


The Side Effects of the Cocaine
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Isaac Moylan
(bibliography)


Cage Variations: No
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota



Best Of
The Amazing! Incredible! Uncanny Oral History of Marvel Comics

The Outbreak: An Autobiographical Horror Blog

Where the Monsters Go: A 31-Day Horrorblogging Marathon, October 2003

Blog of Blood: A Marathon Examination of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, October 2005

The Blogslinger: Blogging Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, October-November 2007

The Things That Should Not Be: The Monumental Horror-Image and Its Relation to the Contemporary Horror Film (introduction)
PDF

My 35 Favorite Horror Films of All Time (at the moment)

My David Bowie Sketchbook

The Manly Movie Mamajama

Presidential Milkshakes

Horror and Certainty I

Horror and Certainty II

En Garde--I'll Let You Try My New Dumb Avant Garde Style, Part I
Part II

Evil for Thee, Not Me

Phobophobia

The 7 Best Horror Movies of the Past 7 Years (give or take a few films)

Keep Horror NSFW, Part I
Part II

Meet the New Boss: The Politics of Killing, Part I
Part II

130 Things I Loved About The Sopranos

In Defense of "Torture Porn," Part I
Part II

At a Loss: Lost fandom and its discontents

I Got Dem Ol' Konfuzin' Event-Komik Blues Again, Mama

Losing My Edge (DFADDTF Comix Remix)

"I'd Rather Die Than Give You Control" (or Adolf Hitler, Quentin Tarantino, Eli Roth, and Trent Reznor walk into a blog)

The 11 Most Awful Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

11 More Awesome Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

The 11 Best Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

The 15 Greatest Science Fiction-Based Pop/Rock/Hip-Hop Songs

My Loch Ness Adventure

The Best Comics of 2003

The Best Albums of 2003

The Best Albums of 2004

The Best Comics of 2005

The Best Comics of 2006

The Best Comics, Films, Albums, Songs, and Television Programs of 2007

The Best Comics of 2008

The Best Comics of 2009

The Best Songs of 2009


Interviews with Sean
Interviews by Sean
Movie Reviews
Avatar (Cameron, 2009)

Barton Fink (Coen, 1991)

Batman Begins (Nolan, 2005)

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (Alcala/Rose, 2007)

Battlestar Galactica: "Revelations" (Rymer, 2008)

Battlestar Galactica Season 4.5 (Moore et al, 2009)

Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (Olmos, 2009)

Beowulf (Zemeckis, 2007)

The Birds (Hitchcock, 1963)

The Blair Witch Project (Myrick & Sanchez, 1999)

The Bourne Identity (Liman, 2002)

The Bourne Supremacy (Greengrass, 2004)

The Bourne Ultimatum (Greengrass, 2007)

Casino Royale (Campbell, 2006)

Caprica: "Pilot" (Reiner, 2009)

Caprica S1 E1-6 (Moore et al, 2010)

Children of Men (Cuaron, 2006)

Cigarette Burns (Carpenter, 2005)

Clash of the Titans (Leterrier, 2010)

Cloverfield (Reeves, 2008), Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV

Crank: High Voltage (Neveldine/Taylor, 2009)

Daredevil (Johnson, 2003)

The Dark Knight (Nolan, 2008)

Dawn of the Dead (Snyder, 2004)

Della'morte, Dell'amore [Cemetery Man] (Soavi, 1994)

The Diary of a Teenage Girl: The Play (Eckerling & Sunde, 2010)

District 9 (Blomkamp, 2009)

Doomsday (Marshall, 2008)

Dragon Wars [D-War] (Shim, 2007)

Eastern Promises (Cronenberg, 2007)

The Exorcist (Friedkin, 1973)

Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)

Eyes Wide Shut revisited, Part I
Part II
Part III

Garden State (Braff, 2004)

Gossip Girl Seasons 1-2 (Savage, Schwartz et al, 2007-08)

Gossip Girl Season Three (Savage, Schwartz et al, 2009-2010)

Grindhouse [Planet Terror/Death Proof] (Rodriguez & Tarantino, 2007)

Heavenly Creatures (Jackson, 1994)

Hellboy (Del Toro, 2004)

Hellraiser (Barker, 1987)

A History of Violence (Cronenberg, 2005), Part I
Part II

The Host (Bong, 2006)

Hostel (Roth, 2005)

Hostel: Part II (Roth, 2007)

Hulk (Lee, 2003)

The Hurt Locker (Bigelow, 2009)

I Am Legend (Lawrence, 2007)

The Incredible Hulk (Leterrier, 2008)

Inglourious Basterds (Tarantino, 2009)

Inside (Maury & Bustillo, 2007)

Iron Man (Favreau, 2008)

Iron Man II (Favreau, 2010)

It (Wallace, 1990)

Jeepers Creepers (Salva, 2001)

King Kong (Jackson, 2005), Part I
Part II
Part III

Land of the Dead (Romero, 2005)

Let the Right One In (Alfredson, 2008)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Jackson, 2003)

Lost: the first five episodes (Abrams, Lindelof et al, 2004)

Lost Season Five (Lindelof, Cuse, Bender et al, 2009)

Lost Season Six (Lindelof, Cuse, Bender et al, 2010)

Lost Highway (Lynch, 1997)

The Lovely Bones (Jackson, 2009)

Match Point (Allen, 2006)

The Matrix Revolutions (Wachowski, 2003)

Metropolis (Lang, 1927)

The Mist (Darabont, 2007), Part I
Part II

Moon (Jones, 2009)

Mulholland Drive (Lynch, 2001)

My Bloody Valentine 3D (Lussier, 2009)

The Mystic Hands of Doctor Strange #1 (various, 2010)

Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968)

Pan's Labyrinth (Del Toro, 2006)

Paperhouse (Rose, 1988)

Paranormal Activity (Peli, 2009)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (Verbinski, 2007) Part I
Part II

Poltergeist (Hooper/Spielberg, 1982)

Quantum of Solace (Forster, 2008)

Rambo (Stallone, 2008)

[REC] (Balaguero & Plaza, 2007)

The Ring (Verbinski, 2002)

The Road (Hillcoat, 2009)

The Ruins (Smith, 2008)

Secretary (Shainberg, 2002)

A Serious Man (Coen, 2009)

The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)

Shoot 'Em Up (Davis, 2007)

Shutter Island (Scorses, 2010)

The Silence of the Lambs (Demme, 1991)

The Sopranos (Chase et al, 1999-2007)

Speed Racer (Wachowski, 2008)

The Stand (Garris, 1994), Part I
Part II

The Terminator (Cameron, 1984) Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Cameron, 1991)

Terminator Salvation (McG, 2009)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (Hooper, 1974)

There Will Be Blood (Anderson, 2007)

The Thing (Carpenter, 1983)

300 (Snyder, 2007)

"Thriller" (Jackson & Landis, 1984)

28 Days Later (Boyle, 2002)

28 Weeks Later (Fresnadillo, 2007)Part I
Part II

Twilight (Hardwicke, 2008)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Slade, 2010)

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Weitz, 2009)

Up in the Air (J. Reitman, 2009)

War of the Worlds (Spielberg, 2005)

Watchmen (Snyder, 2009) Part I
Part II

The Wicker Man (Hardy, 1973)

The Wire (Simon et al, 2002-2008)

Zombi 2 [Zombie] (Fulci, 1980)

Zombieland (Fleischer, 2009)


Book Reviews
Music Reviews
Comics Reviews
Abe Sapien: The Drowning (Mignola & Alexander, 2008)

Abstract Comics (various, 2009)

The ACME Novelty Library #18 (Ware, 2007)

The ACME Novelty Library #19 (Ware, 2008)

Across the Universe: The DC Universe Stories of Alan Moore (Moore et al, 2003)

Action Comics #870 (Johns & Frank, 2008)

The Adventures of Tintin: The Seven Crystal Balls (Herge, 1975)

Afrodisiac (Rugg & Maruca, 2010)

Against Pain (Rege Jr., 2008)

Agents of Atlas #10 (Parker, Hardman, Rivoche, 2009)

Alan's War (Guibert, 2008)

Alex Robinson's Lower Regions (Robinson, 2007)

Aline and the Others (Delisle, 2006)

All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder Vol. 1 (Miller & Lee, 2009)

All-Star Superman (Morrison & Quitely, 2008-2010)

American Splendor: The Life and Times of Harvey Pekar (Pekar et al, 2003)

An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories (Brunetti et al, 2006)

An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories Vol. 2 (Brunetti et al, 2008)

Aqua Leung Vol. 1 (Smith & Maybury, 2008)

Archaeology (McShane, 2009)

The Arrival (Tan, 2006)

Asterios Polyp (Mazzucchelli, 2009)

The Aviary (Tanner, 2007)

The Awake Field (Rege Jr., 2006)

Axe Cop (Nicolle & Nicolle, 2009-2010)

Bacter-Area (Keith Jones, 2005)

Bald Knob (Hankiewicz, 2007)

Batman (Simmons, 2007)

Batman #664-669, 672-675 (Morrison et al, 2007-2008)

Batman #681 (Morrison & Daniel, 2008)

Batman and the Monster Men (Wagner, 2006)

Batman and Robin #1 (Morrison & Quitely, 2009)

Batman and Robin #9 (Morrison & Stewart, 2010)

Batman: Hush (Loeb & Lee, 2002-03)

Batman: Knightfall Part One: Broken Bat (Dixon, Moench, Aparo, Balent, Breyfogle, Nolan, 1993)

Batman R.I.P. (Morrison, Daniel, Garbett, 2010)

Batman: The Story of the Dark Knight (Cosentino, 2008)

Batman Year 100 (Pope, 2007)

Battlestack Galacti-crap (Chippendale, 2005)

The Beast Mother (Davis, 2006)

The Best American Comics 2006 (A.E. Moore, Pekar et al, 2006)

The Best of the Spirit (Eisner, 2005)

Between Four Walls/The Room (Mattotti, 2003)

Big Questions #10 (Nilsen, 2007)

Big Questions #11: Sweetness and Light (Nilsen, 2008)

Big Questions #12: A Young Crow's Guide to Hunting (Nilsen, 2009)

Big Questions #13: A House That Floats (Nilsen, 2009)

Big Questions #14: Title and Deed (Nilsen, 2010)

The Black Diamond Detective Agency (E. Campbell & Mitchell, 2007)

Black Ghost Apple Factory (Tinder, 2006)

Black Hole (Burns, 2005) Giant Magazine version

Black Hole (Burns, 2005) Savage Critics version, Part I
Part II

Blackest Night #0-2 (Johns & Reis, 2009)

Blankets (Thompson, 2003)

Blankets revisited

Blar (Weing, 2005)

Bone (Smith, 2005)

Bonus ? Comics (Huizenga, 2009)

Bottomless Bellybutton (Shaw, 2008)

Boy's Club (Furie, 2006)

Boy's Club 2 (Furie, 2008)

Boy's Club 3 (Furie, 2009)

B.P.R.D. Vol. 9: 1946 (Mignola, Dysart, Azaceta, 2008)

B.P.R.D.: War on Frogs #4 (Arcudi & Snejbjerg, 2009)

Breakdowns: Portrait of the Artist as a Young %@&*! (Spiegelman, 2008)

Brilliantly Ham-fisted (Neely, 2008)

Burma Chronicles (Delisle, 2008)

Capacity (Ellsworth, 2008)

Captain America (Brubaker, Epting, Perkins et al, 2004-2008)

Captain America #33-34 (Brubaker & Epting, 2007-08)

Captain America: Reborn #4 (Brubaker & Hitch, 2009)

Captain Britain & MI:13 #5 (Cornell & Oliffe, 2008)

Cartoon Dialectics Vol. 1 (Kaczynski, 2007)

Chance in Hell (G. Hernandez, 2007)

Chester 5000 XYV (Fink, 2008-2009)

Chrome Fetus Comics #7 (Rickheit, 2009)

City-Hunter Magazine #1 (C.F., 2009)

Clive Barker's Seduth (Barker, Monfette, Rodriguez, Zone, 2009)

Clive Barker's The Thief of Always (Oprisko & Hernandez, 2005)

Closed Caption Comics #8 (various, 2009)

Cockbone (Simmons, 2009)

Cold Heat #1 (BJ & Santoro, 2006)

Cold Heat #2 (BJ & Santoro, 2006)

Cold Heat #4 (BJ & Santoro, 2007)

Cold Heat #5/6 (BJ & Santoro, 2009)

Cold Heat #7/8 (BJ & Santoro, 2009)

Cold Heat Special #2: The Chunky Gnars (Cornwell, 2007)

Cold Heat Special #3 (Santoro & Shaw, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #5 (Santoro & Smith, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #6 (Cornwell, 2009)

Cold Heat Special #7 (DeForge, 2009)

Cold Heat Special #8 (Santoro & Milburn, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #9 (Santoro & Milburn, 2009)

Comics Are For Idiots!: Blecky Yuckerella Vol. 3 (Ryan, 2008)

The Complete Persepolis (Satrapi, 2007)

Core of Caligula (C.F., 2008)

Crossing the Empty Quarter and Other Stories (Swain, 2009)

The Book of Genesis Illustrated (Crumb, 2009)

Cry Yourself to Sleep (Tinder, 2006)

Cyclone Bill & the Tall Tales (Dougherty, 2006)

Daredevil #103-104 (Brubaker & Lark, 2007-08)

Daredevil #110 (Brubaker, Rucka, Lark, Gaudiano, 2008)

The Dark Knight Strikes Again (Miller & Varley, 2003)

Dark Reign: The List #7--Wolverine (Aaron & Ribic, 2009)

Daybreak Episode Three (Ralph, 2008)

DC Universe #0 (Morrison, Johns et al, 2008)

The Death of Superman (Jurgens et al, 1993)

Death Note Vol. 1 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Death Note Vol. 2 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Death Trap (Milburn, 2010)

Detective Comics #854-860 (Rucka & Williams III, 2009-2010)

The Diary of a Teenage Girl (Gloeckner, 2002)

Dirtbags, Mallchicks & Motorbikes (Kiersh, 2009)

Don't Go Where I Can't Follow (Nilsen & Weaver, 2006)

Doom Force #1 (Morrison et al, 1992)

Doomwar #1 (Maberry & Eaton, 2010)

Dr. Seuss Goes to War (Seuss/Minear, 2001)

Dragon Head Vols. 1-5 (Mochizuki, 2005-2007)

A Drifting Life (Tatsumi, 2009)

Driven by Lemons (Cotter, 2009)

Eightball #23 (Clowes, 2004)

Ex Machina Vols. 1-9 (Vaughan, Harris et al, 2005-2010)

Exit Wounds (Modan, 2007)

The Exterminators Vol. 1: Bug Brothers (Oliver & Moore, 2006)

Fandancer (Grogan, 2010)

Fatal Faux-Pas (Gaskin, 2008)

FCHS (Delsante & Freire, 2010)

Feeble Minded Funnies/My Best Pet (Milburn/Freibert, 2009)

Fight or Run: Shadow of the Chopper (Huizenga, 2008)

Final Crisis #1 (Morrison & Jones, 2008)

Final Crisis #1-7 (Morrison, Jones, Pacheco, Rudy, Mahnke et al, 2008-2009)

Fires (Mattotti, 1991)

First Time (Sibylline et al, 2009)

Flash: Rebirth #4 (Johns & Van Sciver, 2009)

Follow Me (Moynihan, 2009)

Footnotes in Gaza (Sacco, 2009)

Forbidden Worlds #114: "A Little Fat Nothing Named Herbie!" (O'Shea [Hughes] & Whitney, 1963)

Forlorn Funnies #5 (Hornschemeier, 2004)

Forming (Moynihan, 2009-2010)

Fox Bunny Funny (Hartzell, 2007)

Funny Misshapen Body (Brown, 2009)

Gags (DeForge)

Galactikrap 2 (Chippendale, 2007)

Ganges #2 (Huizenga, 2008)

Ganges #3 (Huizenga, 2009)

Gangsta Rap Posse #1 (Marra, 2009)

The Gigantic Robot (Gauld, 2009)

Giraffes in My Hair: A Rock 'n' Roll Life (Paley & Swain, 2009)

A God Somewhere (Arcudi & Snejbjerg, 2010)

Goddess Head (Shaw, 2006)

The Goddess of War, Vol. 1 (Weinstein, 2008)

GoGo Monster (Matsumoto, 2009)

The Goon Vols. 0-2 (Powell, 2003-2004)

Green Lantern #43-51 (Johns, Mahnke, Benes, 2009-2010)

Held Sinister (Stechschulte, 2009)

Hellboy Junior (Mignola, Wray et al, 2004)

Hellboy Vol. 8: Darkness Calls (Mignola & Fegredo, 2008)

Henry & Glenn Forever (Neely et al, 2010)

High Moon Vol. 1 (Gallaher & Ellis, 2009)

Ho! (Brunetti, 2009)

How We Sleep (Davis, 2006)

I Killed Adolf Hitler (Jason, 2007)

I Live Here (Kirshner, MacKinnon, Shoebridge, Simons et al, 2008)

I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets! (Hanks, Karasik, 2007)

Image United #1 (Kirkman, Liefeld et al, 2009)

The Immortal Iron Fist #12 (Brubaker, Fraction, Aja, Kano, Pulido, 2008)

The Immortal Iron Fist #21 (Swierczynski & Green, 2008)

Immortal Weapons #1 (Aaron, Swierczynski et al, 2009)

In a Land of Magic (Simmons, 2009)

In the Flesh: Stories (Shadmi, 2009)

Incanto (Santoro, 2006)

Incredible Change-Bots (Brown, 2007)

The Incredible Hercules #114-115 (Pak, Van Lente, Pham, 2008)

Inkweed (Wright, 2008)

Invincible Vols. 1-9 (Kirkman, Walker, Ottley, 2003-2008)

Invincible Iron Man #1-4 (Fraction & Larroca, 2008)

Invincible Iron Man #8 (Fraction & Larroca, 2008)

Invincible Iron Man #19 (Fraction & Larroca, 2009)

It Was the War of the Trenches (Tardi, 2010)

It's Sexy When People Know Your Name (Hannawalt, 2007)

Jessica Farm Vol. 1 (Simmons, 2008)

Jin & Jam #1 (Jo, 2009)

JLA Classified: Ultramarine Corps (Morrison & McGuinness, 2002)

Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer (Katchor, 1996)

Jumbly Junkery #8-9 (Nichols, 2009-2010)

Just a Man #1 (Mitchell & White, 2009)

Justice League: The New Frontier Special (Cooke, Bone, Bullock, 2008)

Keeping Two (Crane, 2001-)

Kick-Ass #1-4 (Millar & Romita Jr., 2008)

Kid Eternity (Morrison & Fegredo, 1991)

Kill Your Boyfriend (Morrison & Bond, 1995)

King-Cat Comics and Stories #69 (Porcellino, 2008)

Kramers Ergot 4 (Harkham et al, 2003)

Kramers Ergot 5 (Harkham et al, 2004)

Kramers Ergot 6 (Harkham et al, 2006)

Kramers Ergot 7 (Harkham et al, 2008)

The Lagoon (Carre, 2008)

The Last Call Vol. 1 (Lolos, 2007)

The Last Lonely Saturday (Crane, 2000)

The Last Musketeer (Jason, 2008)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier (Moore & O'Neill, 2007)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol. 3: Century #1: 1910 (Moore & O'Neill, 2009)

Legion of Super-Heroes: The Great Darkness Saga (Levitz, Giffen, Mahlstedt, Bruning, 1991)

Little Things (Brown, 2008)

Look Out!! Monsters #1 (Grogan, 2008)

Lose #1-2 (DeForge, 2009-2010)

Lost Kisses #9 & 10 (Mitchell, 2009)

Love and Rockets: New Stories #1 (Los Bros Hernandez, 2008)

Low Moon (Jason, 2009)

The Mage's Tower (Milburn, 2008)

Maggots (Chippendale, 2007)

Mattie & Dodi (Davis, 2006)

McSweeney's Quarterly Concern #13 (Ware et al, 2004)

Mercury (Larson, 2010)

Mesmo Delivery (Grampa, 2008)

Micrographica (French, 2007)

Mister Wonderful (Clowes, 2007-2008)

Mome Vol. 4: Spring/Summer 2006 (various, 2006)

Mome Vol. 9: Fall 2007 (various, 2007)

Mome Vol. 10: Winter/Spring 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 11: Summer 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 12: Fall 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 13: Winter 2009 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 14: Spring 2009 (various, 2009)

Mome Vol. 15: Summer 2009 (various, 2009)

Mome Vol. 16: Fall 2009 (various, 2009)

Mome Vol. 17: Winter 2010 (various, 2009)

Mome Vol. 18: Spring 2010 (various, 2010)

Mome Vol. 19: Summer 2010 (various, 2010)

Monkey & Spoon (Lia, 2004)

Monster Men Bureiko Lullaby (Nemoto, 2008)

Monsters (Dahl, 2009)

Monsters & Condiments (Wiegle, 2009)

Monstrosity Mini (Diaz, 2010)

Mother, Come Home (Hornschemeier, 2003)

The Mourning Star Vols. 1 & 2 (Strzepek, 2006 & 2009)

Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 (Petersen, 2008)

Mr. Cellar's Attic (Freibert, 2010)

Multiforce (Brinkman, 2009)

Multiple Warheads #1 (Graham, 2007)

My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Heatley, 2008)

The Mystery of Woolverine Woo-Bait (Coleman, 2004)

Naoki Urasawa's Monster Vols. 1-3 (Urasawa, 2006)

Naoki Urasawa's Monster Vols. 4-5 (Urasawa, 2006)

Naoki Urasawa's Monster Vols. 6-18 (Urasawa, 2006-2008)

Naoki Urasawa's 20th Century Boys Vols. 1-3 (Urasawa, 2009)

Naoki Urasawa's 20th Century Boys Vols. 4 & 5 (Urasawa, 2009)

Neely Covers Comics to Give You the Creeps! (Neely, 2010)

Neighbourhood Sacrifice (Davidson, DeForge, Gill, 2009)

Never Ending Summer (Cole, 2004)

Never Learn Anything from History (Beaton, 2009)

Neverland (Kiersh, 2008)

New Avengers #44 (Bendis & Tan, 2008)

New Construction #2 (Huizenga, May, Zettwoch, 2008)

New Engineering (Yokoyama, 2007)

New Painting and Drawing (Jones, 2008)

New X-Men Vol. 6: Planet X (Morrison & Jimenez, 2004)

New X-Men Vol. 7: Here Comes Tomorrow (Morrison & Silvestri, 2004)

Night Business #1 & 2 (Marra, 2008 & 2009)

Night Business #3 (Marra, 2010)

Nil: A Land Beyond Belief (Turner, 2007)

Ninja (Chippendale, 2006)

Nocturnal Conspiracies (David B., 2008)

not simple (Ono, 2010)

The Numbers of the Beasts (Cheng, 2010)

Ojingogo (Forsythe, 2008)

Olde Tales Vol. II (Milburn, 2007)

One Model Nation (Taylor, Leitch, Rugg, Porter, 2009)

Or Else #5 (Huizenga, 2008)

The Other Side #1-2 (Aaron & Stewart, 2005)

Owly Vol. 4: A Time to Be Brave (Runton, 2007)

Owly Vol. 5: Tiny Tales (Runton, 2008)

Paper Blog Update Supplemental Postcard Set Sticker Pack (Nilsen, 2009)

Paradise Kiss Vols. 1-5 (Yazawa, 2002-2004)

The Perry Bible Fellowship Almanack (Gurewitch, 2009)

Peter's Muscle (DeForge, 2010)

Pim & Francie: The Golden Bear Days (Columbia, 2009)

Pixu I (Ba, Cloonan, Lolos, Moon, 2008)

Pizzeria Kamikaze (Keret & A. Hanuka, 2006)

Plague Hero (Adebimpe, 2009)

Planetary Book 3: Leaving the 20th Century (Ellis & Cassaday, 2005)

Planetes Vols. 1-3 (Yukimura, 2003-2004)

The Plot: The Secret Story of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion (Eisner, 2005)

Pluto: Urasawa x Tezuka Vols. 1-3 (Urasawa, Nagasaki, Tezuka, 2009)

Pluto: Urasawa x Tezuka Vols. 1-8 (Urasawa, Nagasaki, Tezuka, 2009-2010)

Pocket Full of Rain and Other Stories (Jason, 2008)

pood #1 (various, 2010)

Powr Mastrs Vol. 1 (C.F., 2007)

Powr Mastrs Vol. 2 (C.F., 2008)

Prison Pit: Book 1 (Ryan, 2009)

Prison Pit: Book 2 (Ryan, 2010)

Real Stuff (Eichhorn et al, 2004)

Red Riding Hood Redux (Krug, 2009)

Refresh, Refresh (Novgorodoff, Ponsoldt, Pierce, 2009)

Remake (Abrams, 2009)

Reykjavik (Rehr, 2009)

Ronin (Miller, 1984)

Rumbling Chapter Two (Huizenga, 2009)

The San Francisco Panorama Comics Section (various, 2010)

Scott Pilgrim Full-Colour Odds & Ends 2008 (O'Malley, 2008)

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together (O'Malley, 2007)

Scott Piglrim Vol. 5: Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe (O'Malley, 2009)

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 6: Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour (O'Malley, 2010)

Service Industry (Bak, 2007)

Seven Soldiers of Victory Vols. 1-4 (Morrison et al, 2004)

Shenzhen (Delisle, 2008)

S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 (Hickman & Weaver, 2010)

Shitbeams on the Loose #2 (various, 2010)

Show Off (Burrier, 2009)

Siege (Bendis & Coipel, 2010)

Siberia (Maslov, 2008)

Skim (Tamaki & Tamaki, 2008)

Skyscrapers of the Midwest (Cotter, 2008)

Skyscrapers of the Midwest #4 (Cotter, 2007)

Sleeper Car (Ellsworth, 2009)

Sloe Black (DeForge)

Slow Storm (Novgorodoff, 2008)

Snake 'n' Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret (Kupperman, 2000)

Snow Time (Krug, 2010)

Solanin (Asano, 2008)

Soldier X #1-8 (Macan & Kordey, 2002-2003)

Speak of the Devil (G. Hernandez, 2008)

Spider-Man: Fever #1 (McCarthy, 2010)

Split Lip Vol. 1 (Costello et al, 2009)

Squadron Supreme (Gruenwald et al, 1986)

The Squirrel Machine (Rickheit, 2009)

Stay Away from Other People (Hannawalt, 2008)

Storeyville (Santoro, 2007)

Strangeways: Murder Moon (Maxwell, Garagna, Gervasio, Jok, 2008)

Studio Visit (McShane, 2010)

Stuffed! (Eichler & Bertozzi, 2009)

Sulk Vol. 1: Bighead & Friends (J. Brown, 2009)

Sulk Vol. 2: Deadly Awesome (J. Brown, 2009)

Sulk Vol. 3: The Kind of Strength That Comes from Madness (Brown, 2009)

Superman #677-680 (Robinson & Guedes, 2008)

Supermen! The First Wave of Comic Book Heroes 1936-1941 (Sadowski et al, 2009)

Sweet Tooth #1 (Lemire, 2009)

Tales Designed to Thrizzle #4 (Kupperman, 2008)

Tales Designed to Thrizzle #5 (Kupperman, 2009)

Tales Designed to Thrizzle #6 (Kupperman, 2010)

Tales of Woodsman Pete (Carre, 2006)

Tekkon Kinkreet: Black and White (Matsumoto, 2007)

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) ADDTF version

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) TCJ version

They Moved My Bowl (Barsotti, 2007)

Thor: Ages of Thunder (Fraction, Zircher, Evans, 2008)

Three Shadows (Pedrosa, 2008)

Tokyo Tribes Vols. 1 & 2 (Inoue, 2005)

Top 10: The Forty-Niners (Moore & Ha, 2005)

Travel (Yokoyama, 2008)

Trigger #1 (Bertino, 2010)

The Troll King (Karlsson, 2010)

Two Eyes of the Beautiful (Smith, 2010)

Ultimate Comics Avengers #1 (Millar & Pacheco, 2009)

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #1 (Bendis & LaFuente, 2009)

Ultimate Spider-Man #131 (Bendis & Immonen, 2009)

The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite (Way & Ba, 2008)

Uptight #3 (Crane, 2009)

Wally Gropius (Hensley, 2010)

Watchmen (Moore & Gibbons, 1987) Part I
Part II

Water Baby (R. Campbell, 2008)

Weathercraft (Woodring, 2010)

Werewolves of Montpellier (Jason, 2010)

Wednesday Comics #1 (various, 2009)

West Coast Blues (Tardi & Manchette, 2009)

Wet Moon, Book 1: Feeble Wanderings (Campbell, 2004)

Wet Moon, Book 2: Unseen Feet (Campbell, 2006)

Weird Schmeird #2 (Smith, 2010)

What Had Happened Was... (Collardey, 2009)

Where Demented Wented (Hayes, 2008)

Where's Waldo? The Fantastic Journey (Handford, 2007)

Whiskey Jack & Kid Coyote Meet the King of Stink (Cheng, 2009)

Wiegle for Tarzan (Wiegle, 2010)

Wilson (Clowes, 2010)

The Winter Men (Lewis & Leon, 2010)

The Witness (Hob, 2008)

Wormdye (Espey, 2008)

Worms #4 (Mitchell & Traub, 2009)

Worn Tuff Elbow (Marc Bell, 2004)

The Would-Be Bridegrooms (Cheng, 2007)

XO #5 (Mitchell & Gardner, 2009)

You Are There (Forest & Tardi, 2009)

You'll Never Know Book One: A Good and Decent Man (Tyler, 2009)

Young Lions (Larmee, 2010)

Your Disease Spread Quick (Neely, 2008)

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September 2, 2010

Music Time: Jane's Addiction - "Up the Beach"

Jane's Addiction
"Up the Beach"
from Nothing's Shocking
Warner Bros/WEA, August 1988
Buy it from Amazon.com

This right here is almost everything Jane's Addiction did well: a gooey Eric Avery bassline, a huge Zeppelin Over Sunset power-chord onslaught, Stephen Perkins's super-produced pounding, and Perry Farrell's otherworldly wailing, equal parts vulnerable and Valhalla, introduced by that perfectly intimate intake of breath. Atop this, Dave Navarro (who was the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy before he turned to evil) constructs these gargantuan spires of guitar, effortless edifices that majestically tower into the atmosphere and cascade back down into the surf. The funny thing is that the lyrics simply say "Here we go now--home," but there's nothing homey about this music at all--it's music of epic adventure and grandiose, self-consciously exotic beauty. The only conclusion that we're left to draw is that this is home for Jane's Addiction, a whole new concept of home constructed by Perry and company through sheer willingness to be weird outsiders and artists and hedonists. This song isn't a day at the beach at all, it's them welcoming you to their place and saying "Here, let me give you the grand tour."

September 1, 2010

Carnival of souls

* Chris Arrant has a pretty great interview with cartoonist Hope Larson up at Robot 6. It's split pretty evenly between her adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle, her upcoming magical-girl collaboration with Tintin Pantoja Whois AC, and general process questions. That's where the meatiest stuff lies:

Arrant: Becky Cloonan has stated that after doing an OGN, she liked doing serialized stories more because she gets more feedback and can talk about things longer. Have you thought about doing any serialized work?

Larson: I haven't seriously considered it, no. I'm not too interested in anyone's feedback except for my editor's; I'm not doing comics by committee. When I was involved with the Flight anthology that was very much the atmosphere, and it didn't much appeal to me. I tend to think that the more sources you solicit feedback from, the blander your end product will be.
I also don't think there's an acceptable vehicle to serialize the kind of work I do. The Internet's great if you're willing to hustle, but I'm not. And floppies...Well, what publisher would be willing to publish a YA girl story in a monthly or bi-monthly format? On top of that, the editorial relationship I want isn't possible if I'm not working on large chunks of story at a time. For me, short-form serialization -- anything under 100 pages or so -- seems like a lose-lose situation.

That's a refreshing lack of fell-goody prevaricating right there.

* Ron Rege Jr. says the first eight issues of his series Yeast Hoist are all going up on What Things Do. That's wonderful news--I've never seen this stuff before.

* Via everyone: You can download all four issues of Daniel Raeburn's seminal monograph series The Imp for free. One issue each on Daniel Clowes, Jack Chick, Chris Ware, and Mexican pulp comics. I'm looking forward to kicking around with these when I have a little more time.

* Tough to top this photo from an interview with retailer/blogger Chris Butcher of the Beguiling in the National Post. (Via Peggy Burns.)

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* I think maybe my single greatest achievement as a comics collector is owning every issue of Acme Novelty Library, especially since I came late to the game (1999 or so) and the early issues are so hard to find and I had no idea just how worth owning they all were when I started getting them. Point is that even if you own Jimmy Corrigan, you wanna get one of the 20 copies of the out-of-print Acme Novelty Library #12 that Fantagraphics just found, if you can.

* Matthew Perpetua explains the methodology behind Pitchfork's Top 200 Tracks of the 1990s list. Very interesting, especially the fact that the decision to limit every artist to one song apiece came after the voting. I imagine I'd have voted a lot differently if that parameter were in place from the jump, or at least from after the compilation of the shortlist from which participants could select their songs.

* Even though I haven't seen the movie, this is just a lovely look at Rainer Werner Fassbinder's Chinese Roulette by Jason Adams.

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* Ta-Nehisi Coates on bread pudding, Wolverine, and the perils of TMI.

* Barry Levinson is teaming up with the Paranormal Activity people to make a first-person horror movie about some kind of viral outbreak? Hmm.

* Johnny Ryan does a Pushead pastiche for a new t-shirt. Metaliban is pretty great.

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* Real Life Horror: I assure you that you want to read the demands of the gunman who stormed the Discovery Channel's offices today:

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

* Truly they were the Masters of the Universe. Man, there's nothing I love more than "third way" villains fighting the main villains.

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* Finally, fuck it, I'm posting this John Romita Sr. drawing again. My Lord.

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Comics Time: Snake Oil #5: Wolf

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Snake Oil #5: Wolf
Chuck Forsman, writer/artist
self-published, 2009
20 pages
$4
Buy it from The Oily Boutique

I think there's something on the verge of being really, really good here. Forsman's wispy, hesitant line and Segar and Gray by way of Chester Brown and Sammy Harkham character designs can at times feel a bit unmoored against his backgroundless panels--I never quite buy their physicality. But it's a lovely style, one that makes his characters instantly sympathetic, particularly the hefty, good-natured title character with his wilted mohawk and Sears uniform, but also even the abrasive, adenoidal types with whom he interacts. And that in turn is key to making the umpteenth "'80s ennui among the Great American Nowhere's lower middle class" comic you've read feel, if not fresh, then at least deeply felt rather than a report from a rear-view mirror. Several of the moments Forsman selects to highlight in this day in the life are really astutely observed and wincingly sad, recognizable to anyone who's overstayed their welcome in suburbia with shit jobs, fast food, small-hours onanism, and well-meaning reprimands from the family with whom he's saddled himself. (Take that either way you want.) The ending in particular killed me, and I could return to the page where Wolf eats a burger and fries by himself over and over. Forsman clearly has enough control over line, pacing, and story that this is the sort of comic you read as much for the promise of future ones as for this one itself. I look forward to that future.

August 31, 2010

Carnival of souls

* Brian Chippendale is doing a webcomic called Puke Force for PictureBox! Lotsa laffs and sex so far.

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* Tom Neely presents Bound & Gagged, 72 pages of one-panel gag comics by Andrice Arp, Marc Bell, Elijah J. Brubaker, Shawn Cheng, Chris C. Cilla, Michael DeForge, Kim Deitch, J. T. Dockery, Theo Ellsworth, Austin English, Eamon Espey, Robert Goodin, Julia Gfrörer, Levon Jihanian, Juliacks, Kaz, David King, Tom Neely, Anders Nilsen, Scot Nobles, Jason Overby, John Porcellino, Jesse Reklaw, Tim Root, Zak Sally, Gabby Schulz, Josh Simmons, Ryan Standfest, Kaz Strzepek, Matthew Thurber, Noah Van Sciver, Dylan Williams, Chris Wright and more. Jeepers creepers!

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* Now that I've started to "get" Gabrielle Bell, I'm enjoying her ongoing account of her trip to the San Diego Comic-Con. Guest-starring Michel Gondry, pictured here slapping Bell in the head. (Via Tucker Stone.)

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* Today on Robot 6: Scott Kurtz on the Mark Waid/Sergio Aragones piracy/copyright kerfuffle;

* and C.B. Cebulski doesn't want to read emails from people named DarkLoganXX.

* Myyyyyy goodness, John Romita Sr.. My goodness gracious me. (Via Tom Spurgeon.)

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Music Time: Usher feat. Nicki Minaj - "Lil Freak"

Usher feat. Nicki Minaj
"Lil Freak"
from Raymond vs. Raymond
LaFace, March 2010
Buy it from Amazon.com

It takes some truly breathtaking chutzpah to recast Stevie Wonder's epic, epochal social-awareness scorcher "Living for the City" as the "Kashmir"-style hook for a song in which the singer hectors a groupie into fucking another woman for his viewing pleasure. Even a guy like me, who's self-published his opinions on everything on a near-daily basis for the better part of a decade, can only glimpse that kind of ego from where I'm standing with the help of a Hubble-level telescope. Fortunately, Usher Raymond is just the creep for the job. The dour, diminutive man who would be King of Pop has no compunction tarting up that "la la la la" hook with exotica strings and deploying it as the backing track for a paean to fauxbianism that repeatedly features the phrase "You let her put her hands in your pants." The second it dawned on me that yes, that's what he's doing, I laughed out loud at its gloriously bad taste and thought "Oh, I'm downloading this, alright." Sacrelicious!

"Lil Freak" really has three selling points to overcome Usher's sunglasses-at-night anti-charisma. One, that huge, absurd hook in the chorus. Two, the subtle, atmospheric pulsing tone that by the second verse is pretty much the only instrumentation besides percussion--it's got this weird subterranean-lair vibe to it that suits Usher's sexual supervillain persona in the song. Third, guest rapper Nicki Minaj, the aptly named (I don't think I'd gotten the pun of her last name before just now) Harley Quinn to Usher's unsmiling Frank Miller Joker. I don't think Usher has any idea how ridiculous what he's up to with this song is, but Minaj certainly does--how else to explain a verse in which she lists all eight of Santa's reindeer, uses the phrase "tig ol' bitties," and barks "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!" in praise of her host singer with all the comical ferocity of that guy who refers to the Lord Humungus as "the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rollah" in The Road Warrior? Let this song put its hands in your pants.

(via Matthew Perpetua)

August 30, 2010

Carnival of souls

* We will never exhaust Jack Kirby's contribution to art and ideas.

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* This oughta be fun: Pitchfork counts down the Top 200 Tracks of the 1990s. Only one song per artist, which makes it something different than a real Top 200 Tracks countdown, but different doesn't necessarily mean "worse."

* Ron Rege Jr.'s Yeast Hoist #1: Now appearing in its entirety at What Things Do. What a treasure that site's turning out to be.

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* There used to be a review of the script for Guillermo del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness adaptation right here, but now there's not. Not sure what that means, and god knows you can't trust these sorts of things anyway, but it sure sounded like the creature-feature action flick you were worried it was gonna be, and I don't trust del Toro not to screw it up just that badly. (Via Jason Adams.)

* DC's Source blog reveals the division of labor for the Batmen starting this fall: Dick Grayson will star in Tony Daniel's Batman, Scott Snyder's Detective Comics, and Peter J. Tomasi's Batman and Robin, while Bruce Wayne will star in Grant Morrison's Batman Inc. and David Finch's Batman: The Dark Knight.

* I'm quite pleased that the time differential between the release of a new Jason comic in Europe and the States is now on the order of two months.

* My friend Zach Oat loved Neil Marshall's Centurion, which now that I've seen Scott Pilgrim and The Expendables is solidly on top of my to-do list. (Sorry, Inception.)

* Nice, chewy posts on a couple of comic-art traditions from a couple of talented comics artists: Frank Santoro on naturalism and Tom Kaczynski on melodrama.

* Today on Robot 6: Cartoonists and the Criterion Collection: perfect together! Featuring Matt Kindt, Scott Morse, Jason Latour, R. Crumb, Adrian Tomine, Jaime Hernandez, Bill Plympton, Frank Kozik, Seth, Scott Campbell, and more.

* Jiminy Christmas, look at the Eric Vincent colors on this old Love and Rockets collection. This is what I want the '80s to look like.

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* A giant-monster movie made on the cheap called Monsters? Sure, I'll eat it.

* Robyn covering Bjork's "Hyperballad." Oh my goodness. (Via The Missus.)

* I'm quite late to this party I know, but you certainly want to watch director John Hillcoat's video for the Nick Cave outfit Grinderman's "Heathen Child." It's the sort of video where when the chorus kicks in, the tits come out. It's like, wait, the people who made this crazy thing, which looks like the work of people who've watched nothing but True Blood and Tim and Eric for the past three years, made that tedious, polite adaptation of The Road and recorded its generic-Oscar-bait score? Can we swap out that version of them for this version of them and try again?

Comics Time: Set to Sea

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Set to Sea
Drew Weing, writer/artist
Fantagraphics, August 2010
144 pages, hardcover
$16.99
Buy it from Fantagraphics
Buy it from Amazon.com
Read it for free at DrewWeing.com

It's an odd little notion, the idea that you've lived a better, fuller life for having killed people. That's probably a somewhat unfair aspect of Drew Weing's good-natured, lushly drawn storybook (that's the term the comic practically demands I use) Set to Sea--a tale of a big lummox of a poet whose lackluster verses about life on the open sea are given new verve when he's shanghai'd into service on an actual ship--for me to seize on. After all, Weing's bigfooted style and inviting rather than intimidating illustrative chops place him squarely in the adventure-comics tradition of Carl Barks and Jeff Smith. Why be churlish and begrudge its central character's baptism by fire? Well, because it really is the central, transformative moment in his story. Before the pirate raid that he ends up beating back pretty much singlehandedly by slaughtering dozens of buccaneers and beating their captain to death in a rage, he's miserable aboard his new home--complaining about the work and the rations, literally tossing his notebook full of unfinished poems into the ocean. Afterwards, he's accepted by his shipmates, elected third mate, introduced to a world of beauty and adventure around the globe, and filled with enough genuine insight into the sailor's life to become a hugely popular poet back on the mainland. At first I was impressed by how wordlessly nasty that central fight got, how Weing was unwilling to neuter the violence of this world. But by the time we get to the end of the book, with the now-respected poet/sailor, bearded and eyepatched, reclining by the fire of the pub from which he was once forcibly ejected, thinking back on a life well lived...well, this isn't like Bilbo Baggins, forever trying to recapture his combat high, or Frodo Baggins, forever damaged by the horrors he witnessed and endured. It's a dude kicking back saying "Yeah, it was all worth it." I wish Weing had examined that assumption a little more closely.

I'm getting too old for this shit

Sylvester Stallone's Rambo was my favorite film of 2008. Disturbing in its combination of Saving Private Ryan-style war-atrocity gore with might-makes-right anti-heroism, practically confrontational in its abandonment of traditional peaks-and-valleys action-movie plot structuring, it felt like the searingly personal product of someone who was mentally ill. By contrast, The Expendables feels like the product of someone who's sustained an impairing head injury. Should've expected it, I guess; no one assembles enough aging action heroes to stage their own private Royal Rumble with the intention of exposing their own heart of darkness, or really doing anything but remaking Tango & Cash with more ampersands. But I was still surprised by just how spastic and disconnected everything felt--characters, scenes, dialogue, basic narrative cause and effect, everything. It was like watching an action movie written by Samuel Beckett.

Not that you even need to know this, but the plot is that Sly and his fellow mercs, to whom we are introduced during an in medias res rescue of hostages from Somali pirates (conducted with rather callous disregard for the hostages, I must say!), are hired by a mysterious company man (that's Bruce Willis's cameo; Stallone's group takes the gig when Arnold Schwarzenegger passes on it) to depose the military junta ruling a tiny island nation in the Gulf of Mexico. Stallone and Jason Statham (there really is no point in using their character names--Stallone and Statham are their character names) scout the place with the help of the rebellious daughter of the ruling general, who refuses to leave with them after they're discovered. Touched by her loyalty to her people and her home, , Stallone overcomes his reluctance to take a surefire loser gig like this, and he and his team travel to the island, murder its entire armed forces, kill Eric Roberts and Stone Cold Steve Austin (the rogue spooks secretly running the show), leave the daughter in charge, and go have beers with Mickey Rourke. Cue both "Born on the Bayou" AND "The Boys Are Back in Town," The End.

Alright, so with a little effort I can make it sound coherent, but you've got to cut a buncha subplots to do it. Dolph Lundgren is featured as a member of the team who goes Section 8 during the pirate attack and is kicked off the squad; having read the location of Sly's next gig over his shoulder, he presents himself to the island junta and leads a team of assassins in a fleet of SUVs to take out Stallone and Jet Li (here playing a character called, no I'm serious, Yin Yang). Just before he can kill Li, Stallone shoots him, and in his dying breath he gives Sly the entire layout of the presidential palace they'll need to raid. Only he's not really dying, he actually gets better, and in the final scene all is forgiven and he's having drinks and riding motorcycles with the gang again. Phew! Meanwhile, Charisma Carpenter is briefly poured into a minidress and paraded around as a Lifetime Movie-worthy domestic-abuse subplot so that Statham can pound the shit out of her asshole new boyfriend and his pick-up basketball playmates during his off-hours as a way to show her what she gave up by dumping him. Li wants more money for his family, which he doesn't actually have, and he's angry because as the shortest member of the team he gets shit-on a lot, and all his fights are so choppily edited you're left to wonder if they were removing his walker in post. Mickey Rourke, team member turned team manager, runs a tattoo parlor or an auto body shop or both, enjoys sex with anonymous women, and cries because this one time in Bosnia he could have stopped a woman from killing herself but didn't. Next time you see him after that he's whooping it up with the team with John Fogerty chooglin' in the background. The general who rules the island nation is chafing at having to take orders from Roberts and Stone Cold and this other British merc with a Fu Manchu mustache, and he's a painter, so he has all his goons paint their faces like scary warriors, so Roberts shoots him to death in front of all his men; none of this changes anyone's behavior in the slightest.

Again, not a huge surprise that an action movie consciously constructed as a throwback to the '80s heyday of its writer/director/star and several of its supporting cast members and cameos was going to feature a lot of cliched go-nowhere barely-sketched-out subplots featuring characters for whom the jump from one- to two-dimensional constitutes an arc. The really shocking thing for me was how incoherent the basic stuff of storytelling was here. Remember in Tango & Cash how nearly every line of dialogue was a one-liner, and after a while it felt almost absurdist, like there was no real connective tissue between any of them and Sly and Kurt Russell were just taking turns spouting zingers from some sort of checklist they had? This was like that, only the zingers had no zing. I'm finding this so difficult to describe...it's like, you'd see a reaction shot from Stallone when one of his teammates said or did something, he'd be smiling and he'd make some wisecrack, but nothing that the teammate said or did actually merited the specific thing he said. They could have said or done something totally different, or nothing at all, and it would have had the same bearing on what the next line was. This black-box-theater experimental-theater tone carried over into the lines of dialogue that actually purported to have some sort of import for the story: After Sly pops Dolph during his heel turn, he asks him "Who sent you?", and then before Dolph even answers he asks "Is the girl still alive?" as if he already knew the answer. During the climactic raid on the presidential palace, Stallone announces that the team has three minutes to infiltrate the place and do...something, I forget what, but it doesn't matter, because we never learn or are shown why there's this three-minute time frame--nothing happens three minutes later, there's no timers involved in the explosives they're planting, there's not some big event the general is launching in three minutes, the plane's not taking off in three minutes, nothing. Like, you can poke fun at the motivational shortcomings these movies always have--for instance, Stallone being so moved by the daughter's courage and loyalty to her nation and people, something he'd apparently never encountered before despite alluded-to adventures everywhere from Bosnia to Nigeria--but it's the fundamental disconnect between any two points in the film that's the real marvel here. It's Mystery Science Theater 3000-level material at times, even aside from Stallone and Rourke's Rondo Hattonesque visages.

But the action is fabulous, I'll give it that. Not necessarily the hand-to-hand combat scenes: There are some memorably brutal bits toward the end with one of the key goons getting his neck snapped back with a downward kick, and Statham is a joy to behold in close-quarters brawls as always, but for the most part these are old men, and Stallone Christopher Nolans the bejesus out of their fight scenes just to make them look like fight scenes. The firefights, on the other hand? Wow. Stallone announces his intentions here from the start, when a "warning shot" at the pirates from Lundgren literally blows a man in half, sending his entire torso splattering against the wall behind him. Stallone's a poet with CGI splatter, and the big battles make the most of this by combining it with novel weaponry--Terry Crews's automatic shotgun gets some real animated-GIF-worthy killing done, while Stallone and Statham's "well, while we're here, we might as well..." biplane strafing run against a dock full of army dudes had me laughing and cheering. There's even one memorable bit seen through heat-vision goggles, great gouts of yellow blood spraying everywhere like the Sesame Street Chain Saw Massacre. I've often said that the great '80s action movies treat the action like a Busby Berkeley dance number--it's spectacle, and the spectacle is pretty spectacular here once it gets going. Problem is that when no one's getting killed, the movie's nearly unwatchable.

August 27, 2010

Carnival of souls

* One quick programming note: My review of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World went out over RSS earlier today with a paragraph missing--a whole shpiel about Ramona vs. the Manic Pixie Dream Girl and Scott as Knives's Manic Pixie Dream Boy--so if you're interested, please click again to make sure you got the whole thing.

* Recently on Robot 6: A first look at Hope Larson's A Wrinkle in Time.

* Wait--a new THB issue from Paul Pope and AdHouse? Whaaaat? (Via Tom Spurgeon.)

* Returning to it a couple days later--like flying over a still-gushing oil spill--I find it hard to overstate what a trollish, narcissistic, pointless disgrace the Comics Journal's roundtable on Ben Schwartz's Best American Comics Criticism became.

* Speaking of! The programming slate for SPX has been announced. I can't go this year, and even though this is because of entirely pleasant personal reasons, I'm still bummed out because I'd give my eye teeth to be able to participate in the Critics' Panel again this year, or even just attend it: Johanna Draper Carlson, Gary Groth, Tim Hodler, Bill Kartalopoulos, Chris Mautner, Joe McCulloch, Ken Parille, and Caroline Small. Sparks really could fly at this thing, and ought to. At the very least, allow me to beg someone to record it! (Via Tom Spurgeon.)

* Here's a fine David Bordwell essay (is there any other kind?) on coincidence in film narrative. Read the whole thing, just for the pleasure of having done so.

* A lot of people got really excited to see Kevin Huizenga's story "Time Travelling" go up on Jordan Crane's webcomics site What Things Do, and I don't blame them, but mostly it makes me think of how many people I'd kneecap to get Huizenga's "A Sunset" online. It's from Or Else #2 and I'm reasonably sure it's the best short comic story of century so far.

* Jason draws Darth Maul, Batman, and a Teletubby WHOOPS a Moebius character (LOL! thanks Jog), Jason-style.

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* Wow, "Always Loved a Film," the most straightforwardly fun Underworld song ever, now has the most straightforwardly fun Underworld video ever!

* There's no way to say this without coming across like a complete tool, but since it's not like it'd be the first time, here goes. Tomorrow is apparently Read Comics in Public Day. I know that everyone's heart is in the right place, but every day is read comics in public day for me because I'm a grown-up who owns his life choices. It's no big deal.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World felt natural. Which is an odd thing to say about a romantic comedy punctuated by video-game-style fight scenes the way Grease is punctuated by John Travolta singing, I suppose, but then that's just how in tune I am with what's going on with this movie. Watching it simply reinforced that huge eureka moment I had when I first read Bryan Lee O'Malley's comic and discovered how he'd incorporated the visual and structural language of videogames into a twentysomething slice-of-lifer. Fights, leveling up, people turning into coins when they get defeated, warp zones, 1-ups, ninja swords, sound effects, stats--this stuff has been part of the fabric of my mental life for so long that it's difficult to describe how simultaneously familiar and thrilling it feels to see it in an everyday kinda context, right there among rock dudes and cute girls and tagalongs and witty slutty gay guys and awkward parties and scenesters and so on and so forth. Of course it should be there!

And it was naturally funny, too. I think one thing that gets lost in discussion of co-writer/director Edgar Wright's genre send-ups is how much of the humor has little to do with riffing on Night of the Living Dead or Bad Boys or whatever the case may be and stems instead from the effortless interaction of characters who've gotten to know each other, play off each other's insecurities, and draw out each other's funniest stuff. In that sense Scott has a lot more to do with Shaun of the Dead than with Hot Fuzz in that it's about a group of young, slightly directionless young people who've mostly been friends forever--there's that same sense of people putting on their roles in the group like a pair of comfortable shoes and kicking around their affection for and annoyance with one another like a soccer ball. So for all the screwball pacing and dialogue it had a...laconic feel to it, I think I wanna say? Like, it was super-easy to slide into the group and laugh at Wallace's knowingness and Scott's blithe sleaziness and Julie's GTFOness and Knives's head-over-heels-ness and Young Neil's wannabe-ness and Kim's grumpiness and Stephen's panicked ambitiousness Stacey's annoyingly right-ness and so on and so forth, like we'd known these folks all our lives.

Heck, even the most potentially problematic character in this regard, literal dream girl Ramona, was played pretty much straight--Mary Elizabeth Winstead's comparatively flat performance vs., well, everyone else in the movie could be seen as a mistake, but to me it was the perfect way to thwart any potential Manic Pixie Dream Girlisms. Indeed, that character comes across like a point-by-point refutation of the MPDG--dry rather than manic, she makes Scott's life a disaster rather than an adventure, and the only whimsical thing about her, her hair, is treated like a sign of emotional problems and an intimidating obstacle to be overcome. Most importantly, the whole point of the movie is that her life existed in and of itself long before she entered Scott's. She's got a long, troubled history and a rich emotional life--she's an agent, not an object. If anything, it's Scott who's Knives Chau's Manic Pixie Dream Boy, transforming her life into a swoony spectacular with his carefree indie-rock lifestyle and heretofore unchallenged ability to ignore and deny anything troubling in his own past and emotional life. And of course we see just how far that gets everyone involved!

Narratively bold and inventively staged in all the ways that O'Malley's comics are, and very very very funny, Scott Pilgrim was basically a killer little movie that could easily have felt forced and over-impressed with itself. If anything, it was a little slow at times, which is the last thing I thought I'd be saying. There was no sense that the movie was desperate to bring its material to you, you know? There it was, and you could come to it at your leisure. I wanna play it again!

Comics Time: Second Thoughts

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Second Thoughts
Niklas Asker, writer/artist
Top Shelf, March 2009
80 pages
$9.95
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A sexily drawn story of how hard it is for sexy young people with glamorous careers in the arts to really connect with one another? Sure, I'll eat it, though I'd understand if you'd prefer to pass. Second Thoughts isn't exactly the sort of tear-down-the-sky take on this well-trodden slice-of-life litcomix subgenre that might cause you to reevaluate it if you'd grown tired of it in the past. What it is is an extremely well-executed example of it, with a surprising degree narrative complexity, subtle enough to be imperceptible to me until I read the back-cover copy after finishing my first read.

In retrospect, Asker tips his hand by first introducing Jess, one of the book's two main characters, this one a writer struggling with a project and making a long-distance call to a touring musician girlfriend who's clearly cheating on her. Jess then meets cute at the airport with John, a music photographer on the outs with his touring musician girlfriend and on his way out of town for good who not-so-surreptitiously snaps a photo of Jess as she waits for her girlfriend to return. Jess's girlfriend texts to say she missed her flight in, John's flight out gets cancelled, and the two go their separate ways, not meeting again until they both end up in bed together--but neither in the way you're thinking now, nor in the way I thought when I first read that scene. Along the way a few of the character names change from one thing to another, and that's all I'll say about that.

Second Thoughts's primary selling point is Asker's luxurious, inky art. He's working in a style that will be familiar to fans of Paul Pope or Farel Dalrymple, but ratcheted down in a realist direction, evoking, say, some of Craig Thompson's Blutch-ier stuff. Everything's dark and shiny, the characters are all attractive in the sort of way that leaves you idly daydreaming about what it'd be like to make out with them...the book feels like the sort of thing meant to be read at night in an apartment in the city with cigarettes and a glass of wine--the sort of thing meant to be read by the characters involved, in other words. Which ends up being really fitting, because the whole idea is the way the mysterious glamour of attractive strangers enables us to conjure up whole lives for them in a way that is really more a commentary on our own lives than on theirs. It's a nice place to visit.

August 26, 2010

Music Time: The Moody Blues - "Question"

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The Moody Blues
"Question"
from A Question of Balance
Threshold, 1970
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The Moody Blues are best known for orchestral prog-pop slow burners like "Nights in White Satin," as love-it-or-hate-it an affair as rock's baroque period ever produced. To me that song's a real killer--I dig the application of Lord of the Rings instrumentation and atmosphere to a love song right off the bat, but beyond that there's real pain in the way Justin Hayward holws "Oh, how I love you!" over that barely human-sounding chorus of high keening backing vocals. In other words it's the urgency of the song that sticks with me rather than the quiet groove of it.

That's why I've gotten so into the band's up-tempo singles from its late-'60s/early-'70s peak, "Question" being foremost among them. Lyrically it's a very of-its-time blend of the personal and the political, assembled from two separate unfinished songs "Day in the Life"-style: It kicks off and ends with a breakneck attack of horns and acoustic guitar over which Hayward demands answers for his "thousand million questions about hate and death and war," sandwiching an AM-radio-worthy ballad in which he says "I'm lookin' for someone to change my life." This is a not-uncommon lyrical ploy for songs from that era, I suppose--the Moodies did it again, albeit in a slightly less bifurcated fashion, with "The Story in Your Eyes" the following year. It's the sort of thing that's quite easy to write off as everything wrong with that entire generation, an implicit belief that achieving personal happiness is sufficient answer to the world's ills, but so what? Isn't that as far as most of us are gonna get anyway? I can't find fault with someone for seeking refuge, and there's something so sincere in the way Hayward's quavering tenor expresses both rage and yearning.

But what interests me more about "Question" is the production, and not just how the frantic pace of the opening and closing crashes in and out of the gently strummed central section. For a song that was supposedly recorded live as a band in part as a response to how difficult all their previous material was to play while touring, there's some bonkers production work going on here. In the galloping fast sections, instruments will abruptly fade in and out of the mix, either highlighting or shoring up Hayward's vocals. The acoustic guitar that forms the backbone of the piece sounds like it's being strummed about four inches away from your ear. The drums are absolutely overpowering, at least until they suddenly drop out of the recording altogether--a bassless pounding. The bass guitar is responsible for the melody. There's this huge sinister hum that tracks the "ahhhh-ah-ah-ahhhh" vocals from what sounds like deeper brass instruments but I suppose could be some crazy low-end Mellotron sample. And of course there are the call-to-arms trumpet blasts that really launch the song and also announce the start of its final section. "Question" could have been a fairly straightforward, if compositionally sectionalized, rock song, but the band decided to play with dynamics to a pretty much unnecessary degree. But all great spectacles, of course, are characterized by being unnecessary.

August 25, 2010

Carnival of souls

* Today on Robot 6: Tom Hart, Leela Corman, and John Porcellino launch a new comics school, The Sequential Artists Workshop;

* and Gary Groth says "My God, what have I done?"

* Re that post, some amazingly naked hostility being thrown around in the Comics Journal roundtable on Ben Schwartz's Best American Comics Criticism that it links to--not a huge surprise whenever the Hooded Utilitarian gang is involved, I know, but it's a surprise to see Jeet Heer come out swinging nonetheless.

* The State's album Comedy for Gracious Living is coming out on September 14, over 14 years after it was recorded. Like Ryan Penagos, I really hope they also re-release the State's book State by State with the State--someone stole my copy during my senior year in college, which is not at all surprising.

* Mike Barthel points out something I'm apparently too dopey to have comprehended on my own, which is that Pitchfork's Top 50 Videos of the '90s was a one-man affair, not the usual "as voted by the staff" thing, which I think explains a lot--it does feel more like someone's list than those things usually do. It spurred some interesting thoughts on irony from Barthel and Nitsuh Abebe; I particularly liked Abebe's distinction between '90s altrock irony and '00s electroclash irony, which Mike follows up on. ("Sometimes I kinda think [electroclash] deserves a little more respect"? C'mon, we can do better than that! You got a problem with me? You should get your ass off of Avenue D!)

Comics Time: Artichoke Tales

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Artichoke Tales
Megan Kelso, writer/artist
Fantagraphics, 2010
232 pages, hardcover
$22.99
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Over a decade in the making, and it shows. This is far and away the best comic I've ever read from Megan Kelso, succeeding on almost every level. Her clear-line style gives an airy ease to her often detail-heavy drawings of nature and the people who inhabit it; similarly, her complex exercise in fantasy worldbuilding--and I don't mean detailed maps with funny names, I mean real worldbuilding, constructing cultural and religious and economic structures rooted in environment and history and exerting macro and micro influence across the lives of all the characters involved--is subsumed into an absorbing, briskly moving house-divided family soap opera. So many elements in her tale of a land divided between its agricultural South and industrial North jumped out and demanded to be contemplated and enjoyed: Those appealing artichoke-head character designs. The Queen who fails her people in disastrously bloody fashion despite the good intentions of an entire system dedicated to her success. The way Kelso tells a byzantine multigenerational tale replete with flashbacks and jumps back and forth in time and space and the age of the characters involved while hardly ever telegraphing any of it, creating the impression of a tapestry of inescapable memory and history always influencing the present. The thoughtful, almost cerebral treatment of attraction, sex, and marriage. Heck, even the de rigeur fantasy trope of placing the actions of singular actors at the pivot points of world history is made to feel here less like the denial of the huge impersonal forces that drive human events more often than not than as some a logical, representative outgrowth of them. And man, that clear line is just sick. I dug this book to a degree that surprised me and look forward to returning to it. It's a rich vein of alt-fantasy being tapped here.

August 24, 2010

Carnival of souls

* Today on Robot 6: Frank Miller directed a Gucci ad. YESSSSSS

* This teaser for an upcoming arc of Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard's The Walking Dead looks very, very promising if you like zombies. The series goes so long without zombies becoming a genuine threat to the cast other than isolated fuckup-based incidents that when the threat re-emerges, it's usually stunning.

* Speaking of The Walking Dead, here's the trailer for the 90-minute pilot episode of Frank Darabont's adaptation of the series for AMC, which will debut on Halloween.

A few quick thoughts: 1) I'm surprised they kept the coma/hospital opening, which was written before Kirkman had seen the very similar opening of 28 Days Later; 2) Modern slow zombies just look like Improv Everywhere zombie-flashmobs to me anymore; 3) The music cue in the back end of the trailer is to me by far the most unexpected and interesting thing about it. But as always, trailers are meaningless and we'll see how the show is.

* Brand spankin' new Jordan Crane comics! Where the hell is this thing headed?

* Brian Chippendale and C.F. are doing a little book tour together in November. Be on the lookout for two ragamuffins who make good comics. Wait, does this mean Powr Mastrs 3 is seriously coming out by November?

* Bobsy of the Mindless Ones makes the case against Jonathan Hickman and Dustin Weaver's S.H.I.E.L.D. I must admit I've dialed way back from my initial enthusiasm for the book. It's great to be in love with ideas, but it helps if the ideas aren't so familiar, and if the ideas are happening to actual characters rather than sort of vague gestures in the direction of character. The critique Bobsy goes with is one I hadn't even really considered, which is that an alternate history of a fictional world whose history is constantly altered loses the impact of good alternate history. In a way it reminds me of Brian Michael Bendis's similarly conspiratorial/revisionist Illuminati project, which also missed the point of conspiracy fiction by taking a bunch of supergeniuses and attributing to them all the icky aspects of being the world's secret puppetmasters with none of such organizations' efficacy. (They couldn't stop Secret Wars 2 from happening, so what good are they?) Personally, my biggest problem with S.H.I.E.L.D. (and, it would seem, Fantastic Four, into which Hickman has drawn some of his key S.H.I.E.L.D. concepts) is that by turning Iron Man and Mister Fantastic's dads into members of an elite secret society that's been saving the world from Marvel's alien villains since ancient Egypt, modern-day Marvel has turned yet another pair of Stan Lee hard-luck heroes into destiny-driven Chosen Ones. The appeal of virtually every Silver Age Marvel character is that they were all varying stripes of self-centered asshole who fell bass-ackwards into their lives as superheroes, and indeed had to make the choice to live those lives that way. They're not the culmination of centuries of machinations by spider-gods or Leonardo da Vinci, they're just folks. Genius folks in some cases, but still just folks.

* Tom Spurgeon ponders DC management.

* In this gutwrenching post on a) the death of his father and b) the music of Hole, Matthew Perpetua drops a throwaway notion that I'm stunned had never occurred to me before: Perhaps the reason there's so little in the way of genuinely tortured-sounding rock music today is because labels can no longer afford to babysit crazies and junkies. Rattle off a list of a dozen of the mid-'90s big alternative artists and surely at least half had weapons-grade heroin habits, alcohol addictions, or other debilitating mental illnesses. With sales levels today being what they are, who can afford anything other than consummate professionals? (I suppose you could argue that the incarceration rate of today's rap superstars gives lie to this, but incarceration is a step in the right direction from "getting murdered by your/your rival's former label head.")

* Real Life Horror: I can't even imagine swimming in Loch Ness, let alone swimming Loch Ness. When I visited, I'm not sure I even touched the water. Just in case!

* Congratulations to this list of Democratic officials who've stood up for civil rights, American values, and basic human decency. Short list.

Music Time: Bjork - "Desired Constellation" / Portishead - "Nylon Smile"

Bjork
"Desired Constellation"
from Medulla
Elektra, August 2004
Medulla

When that celestial choir introduced us to Bjork's "Hidden Place" at the beginning of her fourth album, 2001's Vespertine, we were being drawn into a place she was never gonna leave. All the gorgeous, huge-sounding film-score orchestration and choral work obscure it at the time, but it turns out Vespertine was the last gasp for Bjork the pop artist. Since then the balance of her arrangements has tipped solidly from pleasure to texture, and her vocal melodies meander even more than usual, like jotted-down poetry set to music on the spur of the moment. The artist who pushed against pop and dance songcraft with more devil-may-care abandon than any act since early Roxy Music is gone. What's left is comparatively formless art that can occasionally delight and awe, but if it ever again consistently produces stuff that hits as hard as the "Army of Me"/"Hyperballad"/"The Modern Things" suite, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

"Desired Constellation," though. Hoo boy, "Desired Constellation." Taken from Bjork's most Experimental-with-a-capital-E record, the almost entirely constructed from human vocals Medulla, it's one of her few late-period compositions that measures up to her earlier work in terms of both melodic directness and emotional impact. It occurs to me now that the song is structured, surely deliberately, as an echo of her all-time best song, arguably the best song of the 1990s, "Hyperballad": Sung from the point of view of a person who's secretly working through a major problem with her relationship all on her own, it alternates casually, conversationally sung verses explaining the ritual she's quietly performing to try to get around this emotional roadblock with a heartrendingly massive, belted chorus expressing just what the problem is in no uncertain terms. Confronted with the knowledge that someone has sacrificed on her behalf in a way she knows she doesn't really deserve, Bjork sings of taking "a palm full of stars" and throwing them like dice, over and over, "until the desired constellation appears"--fudging her life and thoughts until she either genuinely deserves what's been done for her or can justify not deserving it to herself. "It's slippery when your sense of justice murmurs underneath and is asking you: How am I going to make it right?", she sings, the latter phrase repeated over and over as the song's chorus. Juxtaposed against the song's minimal instrumentation--a shimmering two-note tonal bed and a barely audible pitterpatter of percussion--the line is devastating, and in a career full of throat-shredding vocal performances, her delivery of it is perhaps the rawest she's ever been. Her voice at times buckles under the onslaught of the line's high, sustained notes, and at one point ist transmuted into a wordless howl. "How am I going to make it right?" is no idle, rhetorical question, it's a cry of utter desperation. She has no idea.

Portishead
"Nylon Smile"
from Third
Mercury, April 2008
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In "Nylon Smile," Portishead take this basic sentiment of emotional unknowing still further, from desperation into something approaching actual terror. Over an undulating backing track peppered with sickly guitar and sounding like some Lynchian take on mid-century exotica--contrast its sinuous unpleasantness with "Desired Constellation"'s vulnerable comfort--singer Beth Gibbons recounts a state of complete emotional paralysis: she's unable to enjoy herself, unable to improve herself, unable even to explain how she feels, because she simply has no clue why the person who loves her, loves her. "I don't know what I've done to deserve you, and I don't know what I'll do without you," she sings. Again, this isn't a rhetorical construction, a "gee I sure am lucky" sigh of relief--Gibbons sounds absolutely panicked that she couldn't possibly recreate the conditions under which she landed this comforting presence if she tried, and that some godawful abyss would open up under her if it went away. Perhaps most harrowing of all is the way the song simply stops, as if she simply can't bear to address the issue any longer for fear of irrevocably ruining...everything.

August 23, 2010

Carnival of souls: Special "Carnival of Closed Caption Comics" edition

* I'd like to thank once again the men and women of Closed Caption Comics for their guestblogging efforts here at Attentiondeficitdisorderly over the past week or so. A new CCC comic on their table at a small-press show is an inevitable (if occasionally wallet-busting) highlight of my comics year, and I was truly honored that they swung by. In case you missed it, here are their contributions:

* Chris Day got crafty and built a box for his guitar pedals.

* Noel Freibert both demonstrated and questioned the appeal of Baltimore's Otakon anime convention cosplayers and plugged a cool-looking print sale.

* Ryan Cecil Smith showed off a bunch of bizarre shit you can buy in Japan and reviewed Shkariki! by Masahito Soda and Kamui Den by Sanpei Shirato.

* Molly Colleen O'Connell showed off some new work (and some cool world-music and No Wave videos).

* Conor Stechschulte unveiled a none-more-black animated skull.

* Zach Hazard Vaupen posted a page of comics all over the goddamn internet, and posted some more comics besides.

* Next time I need guestbloggers I'm gunning for either all the surviving members of the mid-'60s Marvel bullpen or a full Fort Thunder reunion, including the guy who built bicycles. And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

* Tom Spurgeon and an all-star array of commenters and commentators select the 25 Emblematic Comics of the '70s. It's the sort of act of reconsideration and reclamation that really has been the work of critics and anthology editors over the past few years. It's just occurring to me now, but the manga and reprint explosion of the '00s was to comics what the birth of digital downloads and the iPod were to music--a massive expansion of what art is available and acceptable to consume.

* Today on Robot 6: Cameron Stewart is as cartoony as he wants to be.

* Pitchfork selects the Top 50 Music Videos of the 1990s. Gun to my head? "Coffee and TV," "Everlong," "Closer," "November Rain," "No Surprises," "Freedom '90," "In Bloom," "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe," "Been Caught Stealing," and the Beavis and Butt-Head version of "Liar." Man did I ever cry when I first saw "Coffee and TV."

* Can you even imagine a Hellraiser movie bad enough to persuade Doug Bradley not to play Pinhead in it?

* Real Life Horror: So maybe that cryptozoology TV show that Flash artist Francis Manapul participated in captured footage of an entire school of Pacific Ocean sea monsters (cadborosaurus for the initiates among us) off the coast of Alaska?

* Rich Juzwiak liked Piranha 3D an awful lot. Oh, great, there's another movie to add to my to-watch list, which still includes Inception, Scott Pilgrim, and The Expendables, and will soon add Centurion, and would include Salt most likely if it weren't already five films long.

* Matthew Perpetua on three--count 'em, three!--Steely Dan songs. Did I win the lotto today or something?

* I'm very excited to be able to get a new album by A Sunny Day in Glasgow for absolutely free, but given how things are going in the arts I can't help but be bummed out by thinking that they probably stand to make the same amount of money off this one that they likely made off the two albums they sold for money.

* Jeeziz, look at this Matt Furie cover for The Lifted Brow #7.

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* The jokes write themselves.

* Michael Moyer on apocalypse as ego:

The desire to treat terrible events as the harbinger of the end of civilization itself has roots in another human trait: vanity.

We all believe we live in an exceptional time, perhaps even a critical moment in the history of the species. Technology appears to have given us power over the atom, our genomes, the planet--with potentially dire consequences. This attitude may stem from nothing more than our desire to place ourselves at the center of the universe. "It's part of the fundamental limited perspective of our species to believe that this moment is the critical one and critical in every way--for good, for bad, for the final end of humanity," says Nicholas Christenfeld, a psychologist at the University of California, San Diego. Imagining the end of the world is nigh makes us feel special.

I've been saying that for as long as I can remember. (Via Zoe Pollok.)

Comics Time: The Man with the Getaway Face

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The Man with the Getaway Face
Darwyn Cooke, writer/artist
based on the novel by Richard Stark
IDW, April 2010
24 pages
$2
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I never read The Hunter, the first in cartoonist Darwyn Cooke's series of adaptations of Richard Stark/Donald Westlake's Parker novels. As I've said before, on an aesthetic level I'm just not buying the ring-a-ding-ding Rat Pack nostalgia he's selling. Moreover, to me the appeal of pulp has always been its deliberate economical unloveliness, so it's weird to me to read a comic about a brutal killer lifted from the world of dimestore paperbacks that looks like a demo reel from a topflight animation shop. But I do recognize both the appeal of the source material and the pure chops of the adapter, and at just 24 pages and two bucks, The Man with the Getaway Face--an apparently short and sweet adaptation of the novel of the same and a prologue/teaser for the next full-fledged Parker graphic novel, The Outfit, and name--seemed worth a shot.

The result's pretty much what I expected. It's easy as pie to get drawn into a heist story, even one as knowingly prosaic as what Stark was up to here: Parker takes a job robbing an armored car during its guards' regular stop at a roadside diner even though the money is barely worth the effort and despite knowing for a fact that one of his three coconspirators plans to steal his share, simply because he badly needs the cash following reconstructive surgery to hide his identity from the mob. Once the players and the plight are established, you race through Cooke's panel-crammed pages (the lack of borders helps a bit in that regard, but they're still pretty cramped given how much space-filling brushwork is going on inside each of them) to see how the scheme unfolds. And there's certainly something enticingly Conan-like about Parker, a guy who feels no compunction about stealing if he needs money and killing whoever crosses him, but is just sort of steely about it rather than bloodthirsty.

That said, I really don't get the appeal of populating a story like that with animation archetypes straight out of central casting, from the zaftig, flirty diner waitress to her tiny, balding, pencil-mustachioed patsy. The surgery subplot means that the Parker we see here is a complete redesign of a character Cooke already spent a graphic novel chronicling; an impressive feat with a strong payoff, but I wish the other characters shared his no-nonsense design. And it's not as though that look and feel bring a ton to the action table, either. Not that there's much action to speak of (just some guards getting coldcocked and a car crash), but from the angles to the choreography it feels like the goal is to make you say "ooh!" not "ouch," let alone "Jesus Christ." And that's what I wanted, instead of it all being so...oh my god, am I really about to say this?...cartoony. I want pulp to be pulpy, you know? I don't want it to look like Don Draper channeling Bruce Timm.

August 22, 2010

Komikusu Taimu!: Shakariki

Shakariki!
Masahito Soda, writer/artist
Published by Akita Shoten
18 volumes from 1992-1995. This big one probably includes 3 or 4 regular volumes.
458 pages, 950 yen

Shakariki

This is a very big manga book, and it's part of a serial about bike racing, and it's got lots of very tight drawings of bikes and bike parts (wow), but it's also not too tight, so the characters are cartoony and the action is fluid. It's a cool biking story. What's really cool about this volume is that just about the whole thing is one big long race that's about as, uh, tiring to read as it would be to ride. I mean that in a good way.

There are absurdly many emotional peaks in this book, as one character sees another one ahead (!!), starts to catch up (!!!), gets spotted (!!!!), pulls ahead of him (!!!!!), everyone is shocked at the new lead (!!!!!!!)... you get the idea. But, hey, the story unfolds and it's not too hard to catch the meaning through the pictures and enjoy it.

This book reminds me of something Paul Pope wrote on his blog a while ago, The extended cinematic sequence is one of the best gifts we've inherited from manga. Hm, yeah? I don't know, sure. This is a good example of that. I definitely think it's really cool that someone drew such a long, intense event as this and filled it so high with action and story and motion lines and enough variation that it doesn't get monotonous or dull. To me, this book is weird and cool, and only recommended if you just love seeing stuff happen in comics. Read this when you need a break from comics about boring guys walking their dogs or jerking off in their apartment. Vavoom, whooshhhhh!!

Shakariki

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August 20, 2010

Carnival of souls

* Well this was fun: Travis Greenwood, of the genuinely excellent retro-movie-oriented t-shirt company Found Item Clothing, interviewed me about t-shirts for the Found Item blog. The ostensible focus is my t-shirt tumblr Fuck Yeah, T-Shirts, but it's sort of a "towards a philosophy of the t-shirt" kinda deal. Before I sat down to answer Travis's questions I'm not sure I ever thought through my love of t-shirts any further than "gosh, I love t-shirts," so you're getting some real first-draft-of-history stuff here in terms of me feeling out what makes a good t-shirt and what explains my affinity for them.

* Big Questions #15 is on its way! Anders Nilsen, best of his generation.

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* Just this week I received the blu-ray of Michael Mann's Heat as a gift and was surprised to discover a blurb on the back cover noting that the director had somehow tweaked the content of the film for this release. So I was struck by the lede for Matt Zoller Seitz's piece on "director's cuts" and their recut brethren for Salon, which is basically a plea to Mann to stop messing with his movies. Anyway, the piece is an argument-starter (to my mind especially when Seitz argues that Apocalypse Now Redux is less dreamlike than the original version). Check it out.

* Speaking of argument-starters, Tom Ewing presents an alphabetical list of rock-critic arguments. One of the list's most interesting points is its discussion of the dialectic between "guilty pleasure" and "if it gives you pleasure, why feel guilty?":

The "no such thing as a guilty pleasure" line ends up at a kind of naturism of pop, where the happiest state of being is to display one's tastes unaltered to the world. But the barriers to naturism aren't just shame and poor body image, it's also that clothes are awesome and look great. Performing taste-- played-up guilt and all-- is as delightful and meaningful as dressing well and makes the world a more colorful place.
I think Ewing is simply overstating the need for guilt as a component of taste. Rejecting the concept of "guilty pleasure" isn't a question of rejecting rejection--I loudly and proudly reject art all the livelong blog-day. Just by way of a for instance, Rob Sheffield's gushing over "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and "Tik Tok"--two songs constructed entirely of clumsily pandering cliches, the latter at least dubiously distinguished by the apparent aim of sounding annoying on purpose--in his epic interview with Matthew Perpetua this week made me want to smash Brett Michaels's acoustic guitar over Ke$ha's head like a felonious Bluto Blutarski, just by way of a for instance. My taste still has very clearly defined boundaries; they're simply not defined by my reaction to the notion of what I'm "supposed" to like or dislike and subsequently feeling bad about the places where I don't measure up. As a critic, consumer, and occasional maker of art, I don't get anything whatsoever out of reacting to how I supposedly "should" be reacting. Rejecting "guilty pleasure" is simply exerting ownership over the entirety of your taste. To continue with Tom's metaphor, it's not about not wearing clothes, it's about approaching art without asking "Does this song make my butt look fat?" (I understand that this could be a pose in and of itself, like how whatsisname in Singles' "thing" was "not having a thing"--but wouldn't you rather your pose not involve dancing between other people's raindrops?)

* Just some fine writing on the pleasures and perils of genre from Tom Spurgeon in his review of an otherwise unremarkable comic.

* The very talented superhero artist David Aja walks us through several covers for the "Seven Capital Cities of Heaven" arc from The Immortal Iron Fist, including one that was never used. Neat, thoughtful stuff.

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* Kate Beaton kills political cartoons dead. They stink!

* Speaking of politics, I spent the bulk of this week completely unplugged from the internet, with checking in on what the Closed Caption Comics crew was up to and deleting spam comments the only exceptions. It's difficult to describe how dispiriting playing catch-up with political blogs since yesterday afternoon has been. Since my shameful willingness to be duped by bloodthirsty fools and still more shameful willingness to aid them in duping others placed me on the wrong side of the Iraq War debate, I can therefore safely say that I've found nothing more upsetting in American politics since the dawn of my political sentience than the current campaign of naked bigotry against Muslims, wholeheartedly embraced by an entire political party and abetted and encouraged by a variety of prominent bigots and cowards in its supposed opposition. Ta-Nehisi Coates and Josh Marshall have been despairingly eloquent about this.

* I think this season of True Blood is the best so far, and I think this Rolling Stone cover is the best True Blood thing ever. True Blood is exactly what we want, right? Pervy sex, disgusting violence, fuck the squares? (Via Jason Adams.)

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* I liked the Weezer tour based on their two good albums better back when I first saw it--when their two good albums were their two only albums.

Comics Time: Al Burian Goes to Hell

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Al Burian Goes to Hell
Al Burian, writer/artist
Migraine, July 2010
80 pages
price unknown
Out of stock at Microcosm Distribution

Confession time: I threw this book away. More specifically I left it on the "free table" at my day job. Some stuff that doesn't appeal to me at first glance gets kept around anyway just in case, like if there's clearly a fully formed aesthetic at work that simply happens not to be my cup of tea; crude-looking zine-y stuff usually doesn't stick around at all. But a few hours after putting this on the giveaway pile, an older, cooler coworker of mine pressed it back into my hands, saying he'd just read it in one sitting and was totally blown away by just how deep into his own darkness Burian was willing to go. Alrighty then--what have we here?

Well, I can see how my coworker, who I'm guessing hasn't read a small-press comic since the '70s, would be impressed. Years of immersion in the medium and exposure to an untold number of autobiographical alternative comics can dull you to the impact a book about nothing but the author's depression and self-loathing could have on the unsuspecting. Burian uses a very, very loose pastiche of Dante's Inferno to show himself spiraling into emotional paralysis over the course of a day spent at work, in art school, getting thrown out of a supermarket for grazing at the bulk bins, talking about life and literary theory with friends/faculty/presidential assassins, and so on; what he's particularly good at is demonstrating how self-awareness--of the run-of-the-mill nature of his problems, of how turning them into art doesn't necessarily validate either problems or art, of how he's relatively fortunate in the grand scheme of things--makes the depression of the sort suffered by white male American middle-class artsy-fartsy types feel even worse, not better. Not only are you depressed, you're lame, which is even more depressing!

But this is probably all stuff you were already aware of. However sympathetic you might feel about Burian's plight, the art is still rudimentary--his avatar is a simplistic Easter Island-browed cartoon usually shown in profile, backgrounds are minimal to nonexistent, his line is just sort of a thick inert presence on the page. The storytelling, too, is pretty lackadaisical, basically just enough of a Dante swipe to avoid having to come up with a throughline of its own. I'm not the sort of person who waxes outraged over navel-gazing to make myself feel like more of a he-man autobio-haters club member, but bellybuttons ahoy. I'm also noticing that the bright pink cover is smearing itself all over the exterior of my laptop when the two are placed together in my backpack. It's crudely done, is what I'm saying. It did leave me wondering what grade Burian got on it--it's his college thesis--but it mostly left me wanting to give him an issue of King-Cat and say "Give it another shot"...

...which apparently is just what Burian did. Google reveals that by now he's longtime punkrock and zinescene staple, living the expatriate life in Berlin. Indeed, according to this post on his blog, he never intended for this work--done some seventeen years ago, when he was 22--to be published, and a former colleague did so without authorization. I guess he got out of Hell, but Hell followed with him. A strange little saga.

August 19, 2010

Carnival of souls: Special "Hey, what did I miss?" edition

* I'm back!

* I'd like to thank the crack Closed Caption Comics squad--especially Conor, Zach, Chris, Molly, Noel, and Ryan--for filling in so admirably in my absence. I got precisely the combination of inspired comics and oddness I was hoping for, and I hope you did too. Posting from me is gonna be light for a bit longer as I play catch-up, so with any luck there's a little more CCC on its way to you, but I certainly encourage you to check out their website and--and this is the key part--buy their comics if you like what you see!

* Congratulations to this year's Ignatz Award nominees, especially my friend and collaborator Matt "Best New Talent" Wiegle. The nomination panel included genuine altcomix top dawgs Josh Cotter and Anders Nilsen, so that's pretty swell.

* So maybe there's another Hellraiser movie called Hellraiser: Revelations on the verge of being made? And it's probably not the Weinstein-approved reboot of the franchise that's been kicked around for a couple of years now? And it probably doesn't involve Clive Barker? And it's probably based on a script by a guy who did some point-missing Pinhead make-up redesigns a while back? Personally I'd prefer Rickey Purdin's Slashpendables.

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* Pitchfork says the words I long to hear: The Orb featuring David Gilmour!

* Three interviews about projects I'm looking forward to: Paul Cornell talks to CBR's Jeffrey Renaud about Knight and Squire, Megan Kelso talks to Robot 6's Tim O'Shea about Artichoke Tales, and Hercules & Love Affair's Andy Butler talks to Mike Barthel in the Portland Mercury about Blue Songs. You definitely want to read what Cornell says about his fictional Britain and what Kelso says about the notion of place as a character, and you definitely want to cry over what Butler had to do to make his second album.

* Ana Matronic from the Scissor Sisters is writing a comic!

* Matthew Perpetua defends the honor of "Drunk Girls." As time goes by I find this to be the best song on LCD Soundsystem's third and third-best album This Is Happening by what would be a pretty comfortable margin but for "Dance Yrself Clean." I think the overall record feels too organic--both the harshness and the cold beauty of some of their best previous stuff is gone--but organic works for a shout-along rock song like this.

* Keep doing you, Jim Woodring.

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* Bedbugs at the AMC Empire 25 in Times Square? Disaster! I see a lot of movies there. (Via Ryan Penagos.)

* Brandon Graham draws Twin Peaks! Well, maybe the exclamation point is not quite merited--he drew Audrey without black hair. (Also via Agent M.)

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* Very much digging this Jaime Hernandez Strange Tales II cover.

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* Monomanaical shelf porn is often the best shelf porn.

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* White Lantern Batman? Sure, I'll eat it.

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* Robyn as Robin: Shaggy is right.

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Skull Animation

Here's a low-rent animation I made special for blogging

Music Time: Adam Lambert - "20th Century Boy"

Adam Lambert
"20th Century Boy"
Live at Erie, Pennsylvania, August 10, 2010

What do we talk about when we talk about Adam Lambert? I talk about the only American Idol contestant in nine seasons' worth of regular viewing that nearly always included a "favorite" contestant by whom I was ever even remotely interested in buying a record, let alone actually going out and doing so. ("Since U Been Gone" is the exception that proves the rule.) I talk about a person I would sit around and daydream up lists of covers I wanted to hear him perform. I talk about the closest I've ever come, in my dully, ardently heterosexual life, to having a crush on a man--a reduction of myself to literally swooning, literally shrieking Beatlemania-level hysteria when he did things like cover David Bowie or Muse or Led Zeppelin. I talk about the kind of man I once dreamed of being--the ideal self I saw in the throes of my turn-of-the-millennium glam obsession, when I was known to go to Target in heels. I talk about a man who I've pictured covering "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror in full Frank N. Furter regalia only to realize that were this to actually happen I think I'd be in danger of fainting. When I talk about Adam Lambert I talk about the kind of infatuation with a pop star we, and by we I mean tween girls, usually experience only to grow out of and forget how to feel.

I don't talk about the actual album he ended up making. I like it, for the most part--it certainly has a kick-ass opening track in the form of the Darkness-penned "Music Again," and the throw-it-all-at-the-wall pop-house and "rocker" balladry the label provided for him are all a lot more palatable when issued from behind that beautiful half-smile and from those genuinely astounding musical-theater pipes. To paraphrase Stardust (not Ziggy, not Alvin), music sounds better with him. But "better" isn't "PERFECTION," and I find that contrary to the Lambert of my dreams, For Your Entertainment is something I rarely have the patience to sit through. That cacophonous production, a full-on casualty of the loudness wars, just doesn't have the strut and slink and kick that Lambert himself does; the blandly orgiastic videos produced for his two dancey singles "For Your Entertainment" and "If I Had You" and the utterly sexless (literally--the significant other never appears!) video produced for his Top 10 hit "Whataya Want from Me" are all too fitting an act of commodification and de-interesting-ization.

So what do I talk about when I talk about Adam Lambert? This, even when it's not what he's actually doing. A glam anthem. T. Rex's best, ballsiest song, previously covered with ear-splitting sleaziness on the seminal (!) Velvet Goldmine soundtrack by Placebo, now kicked up several keys and strutted to like it's what he was born to do. Which it is, for better or for worse. In today's pop climate, it's Lady Gaga who's the exception that proves the rule: whether because polymorphous perversity is more acceptable coming from sexy ladies than openly gay men, whether because the Idol machine exerts more control over Lambert than Gaga ever had to deal with, or whether it's simply because he's a performer first and an artist second, my hero is at his best when embodying the glorious provocative pop of the past. He's a 20th century boy.

August 18, 2010

posting it all over the internet

So I made a large one page comic and submitted it to a free comics newspaper. I then posted it on flickr as I do with all unpaid work, including the name of the comics newspaper I submitted it to as to promote the publication even though I know my piece might not get published. I then get a comment on facebook from the guy who puts it out telling me that if i want to get printed "then don't post it all over the goddamn internet first". It says nowhere in the submission form that I can't post my comic online, and there's no logical reason why I shouldn't, and since it's unpaid I own the comic and am only lending it to be printed for free. So fuck all that shit, I'm posting it "all over the goddamn internet".

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hey dudes. wish i could say i've been drawing a lot, but as conor put it i've been doin the 'Fuckin Bob Vila' thing. i built these boxes for my pedals. the larger is for the B&P setup and the smaller for the Witch Hat trials. here are some progress shots and the final product. pretty classy huh? i would never do this life-posting but i gotta post something right.

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Comics Time: The Airy Tales

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The Airy Tales
Olga Volozova, writer/artist
Sparplug, 2008
128 pages
$15
Buy it from Sparkplug
Buy it from Amazon.com

Like some of the other Sparkplug titles I've sampled--Inkweed comes to mind--The Airy Tales, Olga Volozova's collection of original short fairy tales and fables, is a tough sell at first glance. And as I've often said, first glance is precisely where I buy or pass. There are too many comics and too few hours in the day to force myself to plow through a book I don't find appealing on an art-surface level. Every once in a while an imprint will come along whose guiding aesthetic, and this is nobody's fault, simply has little Venn-diagram overlap with mine. First Second is one; Sparkplug seems at times to be another. But then for whatever reason--usually because I'm up against a self-imposed deadline and the book looks short enough to read on the train-- I'll say "What the hell," take it off the shelf, give it a read, and exit gladder for having done so.

Such is the case with The Airy Tales. Like Inkweed, its visuals aren't really too my taste. Volozova's shaky line and mixed media elements come across a little bit Stieg, a little bit Salazar, and a lot alien from where I'm at. The painted colors read craft-y rather than considered, the character designs are too wishy-washy to stand out the way the great illustrated children's-book characters do, and the placement of captions in particular is a detriment to readability. It's clear Volozova's intent is to combine the sequential storytelling of comics with the static image-and-text approach of a child's storybook, but her solution--placing the text in little boxes surrounding the central image that are sometimes read from top to bottom and sometimes read from left to right--is confusing even to someone who got his altcomix start with Acme Novelty Library.

This leaves the writing to do most of the work--and it works. I really have to hand it to Volozova for capturing the ineffable quality of fairy tales before Disney simplified them into plucky can-do adventures. The recurring images bear the mark of springing unbidden and unexplained from her underbrain, whether it's giant celestial birds using tiny threads thousands of miles long to guide each individual human around the Earth or a man made of rain who uses his godlike powers of growth to make the lives of the people who come to him for help just slightly better than before. Most of the time you get the sense that there's some moral to the story, but it's a, well, weird moral, a moral based on the moral-ity of an age or society lost to us. Like, there's this one extended fable about a group of people who each live on a different leaf of a tree that sheds those leaves every day, only for them to drift back onto the tree each night. All the residents have full lives except this one guy whose sole possession is a bright yellow sweater; since his leaf isn't burdened with family members or fun stuff, he ends up higher on the trunk every day, and his neighbors get jealous. Finally he catches on and deliberately builds a contraption to lower himself down to their level, and they're all finally happy, and you think it's a crabs-in-the-pot-type parable about how livin' free means living outside society, or whatever. But then the story ends by telling us only the yellow-sweater man knew that in fact the leaves were never gonna re-attach to the tree again, because of the impending snowfall--and then the snowfall comes and each snowflake contains a little kid or animal cub. And that's it! That's the end. As Zak Smith recently said, the wonderful thing about Wonderland is that it makes you wonder; The Airy Tales certainly left me scratching my head. It's alien from me in both the bad way and the good way.

August 17, 2010

rotwang

noel go easy on em, no one can follow that beautiful photo essay! anyways i just moved to anodda planet, so i thought i'd start this with some inspirational dancing:


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and i wasnt quite prepared for this blog take over?? but here's a 2 sketches of 2 new stories i'm workin on (sorry for the bobo quality, scanners are a rare delicacy now):
new pastabilitease

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and here's an amazing pulsallama video, guaranteed to inspire:

bye biddies, back to waiting for the mailman

Music Time: Salem - "King Night"

Salem
"King Night"
from King Night
IAMSOUND, September 2010
Buy it, eventually, from IAMSOUND

I take it that "King Night" is to "witch house" what Neon Indian's "Deadbeat Summer" was to chillwave/glo-fi: the accessible face of an unnecessarily divisive micogenre based on what synthesizers sound like if you have an inner ear infection. From that I shall deduce that witch house is hilarious. The most striking element is the giant, bassy synth sound, portentous even without the ominous choir voices. You can picture black-hooded demons striding straight out of a 1980s backmasked subliminal message. But this is coupled with stuff that wouldn't sound out of place on the first Prodigy album: rinky-dink little skittering percussion effects, high-pitched semi-hooks, even a cheeky children's-show sample! And then it turns out that the choir is singing "O Holy Night"! The band name, the song title, the art, even the genre are all goth as fuck, but it's the arch, tongue-in-cheek goth of Type O Negative writing song cycles about black hair dye or women masturbating to Jesus. Basically, this song is funny. Now, funny songs can be funny in part because they're also so impressive you've gotta laugh--cf. the first time you heard Andrew W.K. or Sleigh Bells--and this isn't on that level, for me at least. Blame, perhaps, the laconic pace, which I understand is part and parcel of the subgenre but which prevents the bigness and silliness of the song from truly overpowering you. It's a good goof, all told. A goof isn't necessarily something I'd yell "stop the press!" over and dub the next big thing, but it can be a fun time.

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