* Lost's final two seasons will each be 17 hours long, to make up for the hours lost to the writers' strike this season.

* Two of my favorite things, Battlestar Galactica and cat ownership, combine in Tricia Helfer's PETA ad.

* Sign this petition to get godlike Universal Monsters make-up artist Jack Pierce a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Via B-Sol, who's assembled a fantastic gallery of Pierce's best work.)

* I was quite taken with Monster Brains' assortment of art by early 20th-century French illustrator Gustave-Henri Abdul Karim Jossot.

* This week's Horror Roundtable is about our favorite special effects sequence in a horror film. I personally stay in my (dis)comfort zone, but among the other responses a clear Greatest Of All Time emerges, and on that score I wouldn't disagree.

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There's something about the ululating crowds who line the action in color-coordinated rows; the desperate skirting of ordinary feelings in favor of the trumped-up variety; the confidence in technology as a spectacle in itself; and, above all, the sense of master manipulators posing as champions of the little people. What does that remind you of? You could call it entertainment, and use it to wow your children for a couple of hours. To me, it felt like Pop fascism, and I would keep them well away.

--Anthony Lane, The New Yorker (via Jog)

Narrowing your eyes against the strobe effect, you make out three movie stars: John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, and Christina Ricci, cheering Speed on from the impossibly vast stands that rise up from the racetrack (so vast they recall footage of Nazi rallies, but no time to think about that now).

--Dana Stevens, Slate (hat tip: Matt Wiegle)

Spot any other critical comparisons of Speed Racer to the architects of the Holocaust? Post 'em in the comments!

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Mome Vol. 10: Winter/Spring 2008
Al Columbia, Sophie Crumb, Dash Shaw, Ray Fenwick, Émile Bravo, Jim Woodring, Robert Goodin, John Hankiewicz, Tom Kaczynski, Jeremy Eaton, Kurt Wolfgang, Paul Hornschemeier, Tim Hensley, writers/artists
Eric Reynolds & Gary Groth, editors
Fantagraphics, December 2007
120 pages
$14.95
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Mome Vol. 10 by contributor, in order of appearance:

* Al Columbia's gorgeous and frightening front cover is so great that I found myself trying to justify the "someone's about to torture an animal" back cover image, where normally I'd just say "fuck that shit."

* I really like the ink and watercolor portrait that is Sophie Crumb's first contribution to this volume. Her comics, though, are more of the smug writing and unpleasant art that have put me off of her work in past volumes.

* Dash Shaw's science-fiction story is my favorite thing by him I've seen so far. I feel like his lo-fi diagrammatic art and layouts are really clicking here, while the storyline's central conceit of a man who comes from a world where time runs backwards is ambitiously complex and demands Shaw be inventive in solving the problems it presents him with visually. The use of color is measured and smart, and there's a weird pathos to both the ideas and the way Shaw draws the characters. I could imagine Kevin Huizenga doing a wicked cover version of this strip.

* Ray Fenwick does his sublime/ridiculous prose/subject matter juxtaposition thing again and I don't think it works all that well here. Celebreality gossip culture is a soft target.

* Émile Bravo does another sociopolitical pictographical parodical morality play involving various ethnicities' views of those below their rung in the social hierarchy; it's a sensible idea but not something that blows you away with its insight, and I think he undercuts it slightly with the punchline.

* In the conclusion to Jim Woodring's "The Lute String," Pupshaw and Pushpaw are punished by the elephant god for their transgressions by being sent to Earth Prime! It's as much fun looking at Woodring's art as it is seeing this pair of pranksters get their comeuppance, and meanwhile it's really odd and funny to see Woodring draw normal people. That punchline panel is a scream.

* I really like the way Robert Goodin draws people, with big forearms reminiscent of Popeye and really unique facial designs. I've seen world-culture myths adapted before, of course, and this Indian shaggy-dog story doesn't stand out all that much in terms of the moral imparted or the mechanics of getting there, except for that lovely art.

* John Hankiewicz's debut Mome contribution is a doozy. The narrated story, a tale of a gentrifying neighborhood reminiscent of Tom Kaczynski's contribution to Vol. 9, draws attention to Hankiewicz's finely detailed environments and thus heightens the frisson of seeing three very different types of figures moved through it by the cartoonist: a fairly realistic representation of the narrator and (I think) his father; a giant-headed, Tweedle-Dee/Tweedle-Dum-esque couple whose out-of-scale-ness represents the gaily crass nouveau riche new inhabitants of the neighborhood--in one memorable panel, they appear totally and disconcertingly naked; and a thickly delineated, faceless abstraction of a female, symbolyzing the anonymous self-mutilator whose weblog or livejournal the narrator habitually visits. It's this strip I'll return to, no doubt.

* I was going to say something like "Tom Kaczynski returns to the familiar territory of industrial/commercial environments altering people's internal landscape," and then I thought how funny it is that a subject like that is familiar territory for someone. I'm grateful that's the case even though I don't think it's all quite cohered to the level of power he hopes for yet. This one comes close, but for some reason I think it would have worked better if it were longer and had more time to build up to the ending.

* Jeremy Eaton's art is text-heavy and really loose, Stieg-esque I suppose. I'm not 100% sold on his short-story-ish tale of a retarded man accused of a gruesome crime, and I'm not sure the limited scope of his layouts gives his loose line enough room to breathe and really have an impact, but I'd like to see more.

* This is my favorite chapter of Kurt Wolfgang's "Nothing Eve" so far. It's replete with insightful observations about crowd dynamics, and a funny (if slightly overwritten) wink at how Hollywood inflects our view of how momentous occasions are supposed to unfold.

* Paul Hornschemeier's heroine gives her one-night-stand the kiss-off in this installment of "Life with Mr. Dangerous," and I think the scene plays realistically and uncomfortably. But Amy's affect is so flat and her reasons for being such a downer all the time so underexplored that it seems to me like it'll be really hard for her to hold our interest as a main character in an eventual collection of this story; I found myself agreeing with her gossipy coworker's harsh assessment of her even while I thought the coworker herself was a bit too one-dimensionally glib.

* The punchline panel for Tim Hensley's sole Wally Gropius strip this volume continues the disturbingly violent undercurrent he kicked off with the Jillian/incest strip last ish, and also serves as a rejoinder to the callous Columbia image that follows on the back cover.

* As is the case with pretty much every volume of Mome, it's tough to imagine a better value for your alternative comics-buying dollar. The range in tone, style, subject matter, and even quality makes it a uniquely bracing quarterly(ish) view of the state of the art.

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* Go, look: The latest installment of Brian Ralph's first-person post-apocalytptic thriller Daybreak!

* Go, look: New Anders Nilsen comics!

* Go, cover your eyes: That horrifying scene from Superman III where the big computer turns the lady into a robot and I ran screaming and crying from the room and couldn't go near the TV for days because I was afraid it would somehow turn itself back on and show this scene again!

* My old college chum Sara Edward-Corbett, late of Partyka, is joining Mome!

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* Five-page previews hit the Internet today for a pair of highly-anticipated-by-me Grant Morrison comics: DC mega-event Final Crisis and the "Batman: R.I.P." storyline in Batman. The former comes complete with a sketchbook page of artist J.G. Jones's interpretation of the villain Darkseid, while the latter boasts the best opening page ever:

* Apparently there's some concern that Speed Racer will be a giant flop. Considering that that my uncle went to the world premiere a few days ago and told me how much he loved it ("a movie version of Mario Kart") and a friend of mine emailed me yesterday about how great it was and I still didn't realize it was coming out this weekend, this concern is probably warranted. Anyway, Jason at My New Plaid Pants brings this up because he didn't like Iron Man (which I still haven't seen) and can't understand why that movie was so much more anticipated than Speed Racer. In a world run by Jason this would be different, but a billionaire playboy who builds a suit of armor and blows up terrorists with is probably just a bit more fundamentally appealing to most people than day-glo Christina Ricci outfits. (I say why choose?)

* I disagree with Jon Hastings about Batman Begins--real quick: directorial anonymity is not a virtue, there's nothing "sophisticated" about the film's absurd take on justice vs. revenge, and in terms of the Tim Burton Batman's supposed Joker weak spot, I think the difference between Nicholson as Jack Napier and Nicholson as the Joker is night and day--he goes from this slick buttoned-up sociopath to this wild, camp, let-it-all-hang-out grand guignol comedian. Plus all the praise Jon heaps on the Burton Batman in terms of its superior pacing, action choreography, design and so on is dead on. All that being said, his new post on visual poetry (or the lack thereof) in superhero films basically nails why I like the first Burton Batman so much and remain so unimpressed with, say, the Spider-Man movies (except for the third!): They've just got no panache! As Jon puts it, their action and spectacle is strictly in the summer-blockbuster idiom; take away the costumes and origins and they could easily be secret agents, pirates, archaeologists, soldiers, cops, space swashbucklers, whoever. The uniqueness of superhero comics' native fantastical action is lost, with very few exceptions.

* Finally, for fans of irreverent summaries of Thor's appeal as a character, I offer you this passage from Tom Spurgeon's review of The Essential Thor Vol. 3:

The panels where Thor is not punching people so hard their light source changes are stuffed to the brim with either a) cool-looking Kirbyana almost always in the form of monsters and machinery, b) Volstagg, a fat coward who can bench press a bus, providing J. Wellington Wimpy-style comedy relief, or c) Thor screaming at someone about how awesome he is in preparation of punching them so hard their light source changes.

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Mome Vol. 9: Fall 2007
Ray Fenwick, Tim Hensley, Al Columbia, Eleanor Davis, Jim Woodring, Gabrielle Bell, Andrice Arp, Joe Kimball, Mike Scheer, Tom Kaczynski, Brian Evenson & Zak Sally, Kurt Wolfgang, Paul Hornschemeier, Sophie Crumb, writers/artists
Eric Reynolds & Gary Groth, editors
Fantagraphics, October 2007
120 pages
$14.95
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Mome Vol. 9 by contributor, in order of appearance:

* Ray Fenwick's text-heavy pin-up pages, drawn on the dismembered back covers of old hardcover books, mostly do that ironic combination of grandiose language and quotidian concerns, but for my money his best gags are the simplest. His "FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOG" page, where that line of text is juxtaposed with a jauntily floating balloon, is a little easy but still made me think of scanning it and posting it on message boards; the conclusion of his first piece, which states that your estranged former best friend is "not available for comment," hit me like a punch in the gut.

* Tim Hensley's Wally Gropius strips have always been both funny and interesting to me in their absurdist, angular deconstruction of old Archie visual and narrative tropes, but I think this is the volume where they really made me sit up and take notice. The panel to panel physical business in the library-based strip "Shh!" is a delight to behold, and the incestuous conclusion to "Jillian in 'The Argument'" is a note-perfect, savage lampoon of Sam-and-Diane-style "enemies become lovers" rom-com rhythms.

* Al Columbia can draw like a motherfucker but that's really the only thing I got out of his Hansel & Gretel pastiche. Aside from the kiddie-killer's creepy face it wasn't really funny or scary.

* Eleanor Davis's tale of two brothers and the abandoned house they discover in the woods reads like a cross between her usual monster-myth beat and the observational-drama family matters of her minicomic Mattie & Dodi. I'd probably still prefer the straight-up former to a combination of the two. However, Davis's ambiguous treatment of what the brothers experience in the house and the casual fraternal violence of its aftermath is certainly unsettling.

* The first half of Jim Woodring's "The Lute String" is a bonanza of adorably mischievous drawings of Pupshaw and Pushpaw, weird fungal creatures and transformations that gently trigger a phobia I have about growths, and a portrait of what God looks like in the world of Frank. (He's an elephant!) Woodring comics are funny and scary and beautiful and look like Woodring comics and nothing else, which is a colossal achievement.

* I don't get why Gabrielle Bell spots blacks the way she does. It clutters the image and distracts from the rhythm of the page.

* Andrice Arp does her own thing with another adaptation of a pre-Revolutionary War anti-English broadside. What's interesting about these is how astutely they simulate what comics probably would have looked like had comics proper been around at that time, not just in terms of the character designs and typography but the metaphorical visual vocabulary itself--a haughty English captain vomiting his heavily taxed tea down the throats of helpless colonists, for example.

* Joe Kimball's vertiginous page layouts and masterful graytones maintain the eerie air of his previous contribution to the series, but the comparatively straightforward visuals and storyline--involving an old man returning to his vampiric lover for one last embrace--reveal limitations in his figurework and storytelling.

* Mike Scheer's art is indeed astonishingly lush given that it was created in ballpoint pen, but beyond that I don't connect with it. I like the overly long titles he gives each piece, though.

* Tom Kaczynksi's vaguely Ballardian tale of a young couple traumatized by the construction of a high-rise condo in their ersatz neighborhood is another of his capitalist cautionary tales, and like the earlier ones it somehow never feels didactic despite the potential for lecturing or hectoring. I think it might be because he is primarily concerned with the emotional impact of consumer society rather than the political, philosophical, or economic impact. The narration is just shy of hard-boiled, which is funny, and placing his story right after one of Bell's makes for an interesting contrast in terms of how the two artists differ in their depictions of urban ennui--Kaczynski is colder and sharper, and while his characters lack the warmth of Bell's his pages convey their information more dynamically and convincingly.

* Zak Sally's adaptation of horror writer Brian Evenson's shifting-identity body-horror story "Dread" is a case of designy typography overwhelming whatever power the story itself might have had.

* At this point Kurt Wolfgang's Bagge-esque cartooning is almost as out of place in Mome visually as Sophie Crumb, and it's not the kind of style I gravitate to naturally, but the fact that his story's premise is "last night before the end of the world" is a hell of a way to keep you eagerly coming back in anticipation of the climax. With my luck nothing will happen.

* This is the most effective chapter of Paul Hornschemeier's "Life with Mr. Dangerous" so far, and not just because of the nudity--I just really liked the panel where our heroine's murmur of "I'm sorry" to her absent boyfriend is partially drowned out by her one-night-stand's snores.

* Sophie Crumb...I don't see the appeal.

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* The same IRL issues that have prevented me from doing a lot of blogging over the past few days have also prevented me from seeing Iron Man, which I think makes me one of five people online who haven't. So I can't really speak to Jim Henley's review of the film other than to say that Jim's nerdblogging is always a treat and that this passage, about the much ballyhooed in nerd circles post-credits cameo by Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, is quite applicable to similar moments in comic books that rely solely on costume recognition rather than inherent drama for impact:

Downey and Mister Cameo are both great big comics fans, and the irony of Mister Cameo performing in the role that was literally drawn for him is a huge pleasure, but as a scene it’s inert. They give each other nothing. There’s nothing there that you, the fan, haven’t brought yourself.

* Speaking of superhero movies, I thought Batman Begins was absolutely dreadful and I think Tim Burton's Batman film costarring the Joker is the best superhero movie ever by a country mile, so I've had a really hard time mustering any enthusiasm for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight. However, I did enjoy the new trailer, and not just because Heath Ledger's Joker sounds a lot like David Lynch. (But it helped. I wouldn't say "exactly," though, Jason--let's hear him pronounce "chihuahua" first.)

* Neil Marshall's eminently enjoyable post-apocalyptic action flick Doomsday arrives on DVD July 29th. Note to self: pre-order a copy for Steven Wintle.

* There's viral pictures of Cloverfield critters circulating around the Internet thanks to the already-underway campaign for Cloverfield 2. I am totally down with this as long as the focus remains on the monsters, which were excellent.

* This reminds me that I re-watched The Mist last week and found myself able to enjoy it more, since I knew what the problems were (Mrs. Carmody, the terrible CGI for the tentacles, a lack of genuine horror-scares, the awkwardly paced ending) and could basically brush them off and focus on the fact that it's a movie about grotesque monsters killing and eating people trapped in a grocery store, one of the all-time great horror concepts. Focus on the monsters, that's my motto.

* Kristin Thompson, big-time film scholar and (I still can't get over this) LotR fangirl and author of The Frodo Franchise, rounds up recent rumors regarding production troubles on Peter Jackson's adaptation of The Lovely Bones, most of which now stand debunked.

* In his latest update on the horrendous rape/incest/imprisonment saga of Josef Fritzl and family, Bryan Alexander engages in some amusing alternate-reality headline writing for a world in which the case somehow involved the Internet. That sort of thing is always instructive.

* Here's a lovely, evocative drawing of some kind of water monster by the great Renee French. One of the things I find so powerful about water monsters is the way that depictions of them can play off size and depth so as to make not only the monster itself but its very environment a locus of horror, and that's what this drawing does.

* Bruce Baugh points out something I'd really never considered about Hostel and its crappy sequel, namely that they never really explain how and why the torture ring came into existence. It's a welcome lack of exposition, and I'm almost surprised that the dopey sequel didn't ruin it along with virtually everything else that was good about the original. Speaking of, I hope Bruce is gonna review Part II at some point.

* Apparently the guy who directed the Saw sequels will be directing the Hellraiser remake. I think the guys who wrote them will be writing it, too? Anyway this makes me--and based on his statements on torture porn, probably Clive Barker--markedly less interested in the prospect of remaking Hellraiser.

* Finally, Mahnola Dargis's New York Times article bemoaning the lack of worthwhile female characters in both superhero/action blockbusters and arthouse/critical darlings alike is mostly just finger-wagging that also happens to be annoyingly written (last lines: "...you might think that Hollywood would get a clue. [hard return] Nah."). It does, however, really hit on something when it lists No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood alongside Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and The Incredible Hulk (which she obnoxiously refers to as "Big Angry Green Man" as though no one's supposed to know who the Hulk is). A while back my wife was listening to a commercial on the radio for Michael Clayton and said, "This is really unappealing." When I asked why, she said, "It's just the same thing as every other movie. There's some guy, and he's an alpha male, and he's really tough and serious and he says tough and serious things...blah blah blah." That made me think that even most of the movies I watch that are outside the various subspecies of the fantastic (there aren't many, admittedly)--No Country, TWBB, Children of Men, The Departed, Eastern Promises, A History of Violence--could almost all be described as "angry men being mean to each other." (Link via Keith Uhlich.)

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If you liked my list of the 11 Most Awful Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks over at Topless Robot, you'll love my new list of the 11 BEST Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks. Feast your ears!

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New X-Men Volume 6: Planet X
Grant Morrison, writer
Phil Jimenez, artist
Marvel, 2004
128 pages
$12.99
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New X-Men Volume 7: Here Comes Tomorrow
Grant Morrison, writer
Marc Silvestri, artist
Marvel, 2004
112 pages
$10.99

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Originally written on July 19, 2004 for publication in The Comics Journal

Grant Morrison is the X-Men franchise’s angel of mercy. In the two decades since Chris Claremont transformed a third-tier Stan’n’Jack creation into the most popular concept in North American comic books, no greater act of love has been committed on behalf of mutantkind than the truly mighty act of deadwood clearance that was Morrison’s much-heralded run on New X-Men. Culminating in the issues collected in the trade paperbacks Planet X and Here Comes Tomorrow, Morrison’s labor of love meant killing not just characters but concepts, entire ways of writing both the X-Men and superhero comics in general. The posturing villains, the alternate futures, the constant battles, the tortured soap operatics, even the costumes (easily the ugliest in all of superherodom, by the way)--for this potentially fascinating heroic-fantasy concept to be fascinating once again, Morrison says, we’ve got to wipe out everything they’ve come to be known for and start over. And it worked. Naturally, the House of Ideas undid nearly all of it within a month of Morrison’s departure.

Morrison refers to his four-year run on the title as one giant graphic novel; Planet X and Here Comes Tomorrow are the concluding chapters, and as such tie together nearly every loose end of theme and plot left dangling during his incredibly dense tenure. The big reveal that sets this final act in motion is the discovery that Xorn, the Chinese X-Man and healer with a star for a brain (!), is in actuality Magneto, the X-Men’s nemesis, presumed dead in an anti-mutant genocide that kicked off Morrison’s run. In the guise of the gentle Xorn, Magneto has exerted his influence over the Xavier Institute’s “special class” of ugly, poorly adjusted mutant teenagers, while simultaneously sowing the seeds of discontent and death among the X-Men themselves in the form of everything from extramarital affairs to widespread drug abuse. We’ve seen Magneto come back from the dead before, but we know we’re in uncharted territory when his first post-unmasking act is to quite literally destroy Manhattan. (This was sign number one that Marvel would be hitting the big red reset button once Morrison defected to DC. Where’s Spider-Man going to fight Doctor Octopus--Hoboken?)

Despite giving the preening bad guy his brightest moment in the sun, Morrison’s aim with Planet X is to savagely mock the character to the point where the last vestiges of appeal in his violent brand of sci-fi identity politics are erased. Magneto, who throughout the series had become a beloved martyr figure, his image appearing on the t-shirts and bedroom walls of disaffected mutant youths everywhere, quickly finds that he lacks the vision thing. His new “subjects” have seen him die and return so many times they don’t believe it’s actually him now. The special class, unwitting members of the new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, either prefer Xorn outright or just think it’s kinda queer for their fearless leader to have dressed up in costume for months. In one hilarious sequence, the self-styled Master of Magnetism launches into a rousing speech so grandiosely Shakespearean that one can hear the mellifluous voice of Sir Ian McKellen proclaiming it in the next X-movie, only to be told by his henchman Toad that the masses can’t even hear him, seeing as they’re milling about in the street and he’s inside the upper floors of the Chrysler Building. Throughout this volume Morrison displays a genuine comedic gift, particularly in contrast to superhero writers whose idea of a gag is to have Ant Man crawl up his wife’s vagina. Morrison has said in interviews that his brutally satirical treatment of Magneto was a condemnatory reaction against the so-called nobility of a character who is nothing more than a murdering terrorist. It’s a welcome point of view even here in the real world, where we’ve so often been beseeched to “understand” the inexcusable, and where ostensible humanists serve as apologists for benighted fundamentalist slaughter.

Phil Jimenez, a solid if not thrilling artist of the George Pèrez school whose talent (besides drawing a fierce Jean Grey) lies in evoking superhero classicisms well enough to be able to subvert them too, draws Magneto throughout as an eight-foot-tall, floating, purple Darth Vader, but transforms his right-hand man Toad into the type of hip London scumbag who sells E outside of Sophisticats. Before long, the increasingly impotent potentate is addicted to Kick, the mutant club drug/performance enhancer. Bereft of new ideas, he begins dredging up idiotic schemes from X-books past, like reversing the world’s magnetic poles, a move as sure to kill mutants as it is to kill everyone else. By the time this pathetic old asshole finally gets his comeuppance (at the claws of Wolverine, naturally), his long-time rival Professor X has dismissed Magneto’s ossified, coercive philosophies utterly: “…the worst thing you ever did,” he tells the would-be dictator, “is come back.” Or as the stylish living weapon Fantomex puts it to the villain, “Is everything you say a cliché?” Adamantium claws may cut off your head, but having your self-created legend deflated really hurts.

Here Comes Tomorrow is to dystopian-future X-stories what Planet X was to Magneto stories: the final word. Readers of blockbuster superhero titles like Paul Jenkins’s Wolverine: Origin or Jeph Loeb’s Batman: Hush can tell you that while throwing a shock reveal into your story is easy, doing it in a way that’s supported at all by what’s come before, that’s both difficult to figure out before the reveal and impossible to miss afterwards, that enriches your understanding and enjoyment of what you’ve already read, and that generally doesn’t make you want to punch yourself in the face is apparently beyond the ken of most mainstream writers. Not so with Morrison, who after his surprise resurrection of Magneto in Planet X reveals a puppet master behind not just the once-again-dead magnetic supervillain but nearly every bad thing that went down in Morrison’s run and beyond. The “intelligent bacterial colony” known as Sublime was the very first form of life on Earth, and has labored for three billion years to stay at the top of the evolutionary ladder. The inherently powerful and fabulous mutants are the only true threat to Sublime’s self-confidence; he therefore worked behind the scenes in various guises to make sure that mutants were too busy getting killed by both humans and each other to realize their true potential for greatness. Here Comes Tomorrow takes place 150 years in the future, a time in which Sublime is preparing his final assault on the lifeforms of Earth by resurrecting the omnipotent and destructive Phoenix (aka Jean Grey), who was killed by Magneto in a final act of defiance just before his own execution.

If your eyes are already glossing over from simply reading a description of the hoary X-concepts being trotted out here, hang in there. (And ignore the fact that this arc marks the return to Marvel of early-90s superstar artist and Image co-founder Marc Silvestri. I’ve never been wild about the hyperrendered style of Silvestri, Jim Lee, and the like, but nor am I morally offended by it, as are some observers of the scene. There are a few storytelling lapses here--it would have been nice if the oft-mentioned White Hot Room in which the Phoenix resides was actually, y’know, white--but they’re mainly out of Silvestri’s hands. For what it’s worth, I think his style works rather beautifully here, cranking up the intentional superheroic/supervillainous clichés to eleven and giving this crazed, patchwork future a rough-hewn glamour and muscular sex appeal. His Wolverine, for instance, is both a man who is believably ready to die and a man with an unbelievable ass.)

What truly separates Morrison’s story from every other all-powerful-villain-in-a-future-we-may-be-too-late-to-prevent tale you’ve come across is not just his proficiency in generating stunning sci-fi concepts (the Termids, the Crawlers, the Feeders, the Phoenix Corps (!)) or instantly riveting characters (the Proud People (complete with Magic Car and Mer-Max the talking whale), Tom Skylark and Rover, Appollyon the Destroyer), though indeed introducing all of these in a four-issue arc whose world we’ll likely never see again is equivalent to throwing a gauntlet in the face of other writers of imaginative comic-book fiction. (See Morrison’s Seaguy for a similar act of “I’ll see you and raise.”) No, the strength of this book, and of Morrison’s entire tenure with the characters, is his belief that love trumps the horror of the world, and his ability to convey this in a way that’s emotionally direct without being trite or mawkish. It’s Dr. Hank “Beast” McCoy’s heartbreak over his own lies that gives Sublime an entrée, and Scott “Cyclops” Summers’ refusal to let go of a failed love with Jean Grey that ensures Sublime’s success; in the end, it’s connections that are just as personal--between ugly Ernst and disembodied Martha, between the identical triplet Stepford Cuckoos, between human Tom Skylark, his Sentinel parent Rover, and his robotic lover EVA, between the near-immortal Wolverine and his beloved Jean Grey--that set Sublime up for the fall. And it’s Jean Grey’s love for Cyclops, great enough for her to rewrite history and let him admit his own love for her one-time rival Emma Frost, that fixes “the hole at the heart of creation” and undoes Sublime’s machinations once and for all.

Morrison rode into New X-Men at the crest of a wave that saw Marvel taking bold risks with its core characters and ushering in a new writer-driven era of good, and even great, superhero comics; he rode out as persona non grata, his celestially vast ideas out of joint with a newly conservative company aiming mainly either to mimic the methods of blockbuster action cinema or mine fanboy nostalgia. He intended his forty-issue X-Men novel to be a gift to the franchise, but the gift has gone mainly unopened: Most of his new supporting cast has been shuffled offstage, the profoundly fresh relationship between Cyclops and Emma Frost seems poised for the chopping block, and eternal X-scribe Chris Claremont resurrected Magneto almost before Morrison had a chance to leave the building, pegging the villain’s whole Manhattan meltdown on the work of an impostor. (Would that we could place blame for the past twenty years of X-Men comics on a similar entity.) But we the readers are left with one of the most humanistic, richest, funnest, greatest superhero comics ever written. That’s gift enough.

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Remember when I reviewed Brian Chippendale's Galactikrap 2? It didn't used to be available at the PictureBox store, but it is now...

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* I really like the new trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, both because of the subject matter and because I admire the man's chutzpah for including what in the ADD world of trailer editing have to be considered long takes. (Via Dread Central.)

* Bruce Baugh offers a thoughtful review of Eli Roth's Hostel. I really appreciated his insights about the look of the film, the redeeming qualities of the American characters, the lingering effects of torture...just a wonderful analysis. Also worth reading is the comment thread where various people explain why they refuse to watch the film.

* Shock Till You Drop's Ryan Rotten really liked Ryuhei Kitamura's adaptation of Clive Barker's Midnight Meat Train, which may be a good sign.

* Kevin Huizenga discusses the difficulty of making comics starring himself...in comic form!

* This week's Horror Roundtable is about non-horror movies that hold their own in the horror department. It's interesting to see the different directions people went with this.

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DC Universe #0
Grant Morrison, Geoff Johns, writers
George Pèrez, Doug Mahnke, Tony S. Daniel, Ivan Reis, Aaron Lopresti, Philip Tan, Ed Benes, Carlos Pacheco, JG Jones, artists
DC Comics, April 2008
32 pages
50 cents

Four of the six* ongoing DC-published superhero titles I read are written by Grant Morrison and Geoff Johns. The former is as engaging as ever in All Star Superman and Batman (which reads better in chunks than it does in monthly installments), while the latter has truly