Dr. Jones, from Encino, dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there he sees a long line waiting to get in. He thinks for a moment and decides that the line shouldn't apply to doctors, so he walks to the front and confronts St. Peter.
St. Peter says "Why aren't you in line?"
The doctor replys, "I'm Doctor Jones from Encino, I should be able to go right in."
St Peter tells him "I don't care who you are, go wait in line."
Upset, Dr. Jones, returns to the end of the line. He's not there long when he sees another doctor, dressed in scrubs and a mask, walk right to the front of the line and go in the gate.
Dr. Jones immediately goes to the front where St. Peter says "Now what is it?"
"Didn't you hear me when I said I was Dr. Jones from Encino?"
"Well, how come that other doctor got right in?"
"What other doctor?" asks St. Peter.
"The one with the scrubs and mask?"
St. Peter thinks for a moment and then his eyes light up in realization. "Oh, that was God, sometimes he likes to pretend He's a doctor."