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      <description>He is an halibut.  I chose him out of thousands.  I didn't like the others; they were all too flat.</description>
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      <copyright>Copyright 2008, Alltooflat.com</copyright>
      <pubDate>Fri,  4 Jul 2008 01:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>What's New - 04/01/2008</title>
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         <description>Added the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.alltooflat.com/#&quot;&gt;conclusion&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.alltooflat.com/serious/adventures/davincicod/&quot;&gt;The Da Vinci Cod&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.alltooflat.com/serious/adventures&quot;&gt;Adventures&lt;/a&gt;!</description>
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         <title>What's New - 04/01/2008</title>
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         <description>Oh, also - Congrats to Ton on getting engaged!  Soon the entire triumvirate will have tied the knot! </description>
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         <title>What's New - 10/12/2007</title>
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         <description>Added Adrian Brody to &lt;a href=&quot;http://alltooflat.com/serious/celebs/&quot;&gt;Celebrity Photos&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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         <title>What's New - 10/09/2007</title>
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         <description>Ken and Ally got married! (H-word redacted)</description>
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         <title>What's New - 09/30/2007</title>
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         <description>Astor Place Rubik&#039;s Cube Prank &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8XNKnjQ-9Q&quot;&gt;on CNN&lt;/a&gt;</description>
         <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>What's New - 09/28/2007</title>
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         <description>Added new &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.alltooflat.com/serious/celebs/&quot;&gt;celebrity photos&lt;/a&gt; (Bill Murray &amp; Jason Schwartzman!)</description>
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         <title>What's New - 09/22/2007</title>
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         <description>All Too Flat is no longer banned at Panera Bread!</description>
         <pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>What's New - 08/27/2007</title>
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         <description>Now I &lt;a href=&quot;http://benjaminste.in/2007/08/17/a-maze-of-twisty-little-passages-all-alike/&quot;&gt;whizgiggle&lt;/a&gt; at them!</description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>Kennyblog - A New Beginning</title>
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         <description>Well, I think this thing has come to an end.  This blog is no more.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Yes, yes, I know.  But here we are.  Fear not, though, since I&#039;m not out of the game entirely.  I&#039;ve started a new place here an ATF where I can spout my usual inanities.  Hopefully, it will be a little more active than this.  I thing this will be the case for two reasons:
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
1)  All the cool kids are blogging now, and I feel left out when I&#039;m not.
&lt;br&gt;
2)  I installed a new blogging platform (Movable Type) on ATF, and it makes it really easy to put up new entries (which was not the case when I was using the system I had written when I didn&#039;t know a damn thing about programming).
&lt;br&gt;
3)  This was always more of a longer form thing, and the new blog will probably have shorter posts.  I always felt that I needed to really write something substantial for this page.  The new one will be mostly just a bunch of crap.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://alltooflat.com/about/personal/kennyb/kennyblogii/&quot;&gt;Here it is.  Kennyblog Redux&lt;/a&gt;.  Hope you enjoy it.</description>
         <pubDate>Sat,  5 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>Ask The Fish - 04/28/2007</title>
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         <description>&lt;i&gt;Dear Ask the Fish,&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
im bored what should i do?
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;-Bebe&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;Dear Bebe,&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Answer some fish questions
&lt;br&gt;&lt;i&gt;-ATF&lt;/i&gt;</description>
         <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:33:16 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>What's New - 04/28/2007</title>
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         <description>Added the first &lt;a href=&quot;http://alltooflat.com/geeky/etc/lolflat/lolflat.jpg&quot;&gt;LolFlat&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
         <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>The Daily Rant - 04/25/2007</title>
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         <description>Just got back-to-back emails from 2 unrelated people using &quot;your&quot; instead of &quot;you&#039;re&quot;.  bastards.</description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:44:28 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>The Daily Rant - 03/02/2007</title>
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         <description>On re-reading my last rant, I realize that it makes it sound as if I have some medical condition that makes me incontinent.  That&#039;s not the case.  What I was saying is that I barely have the maturity level to take care of the things that I see (in a social sense) as being &lt;b&gt;mandatory&lt;/b&gt;, so how should I be expected to take care of things that are not urgently pressing (on my bladder, or otherwise)?</description>
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         <title>The Daily Rant - 03/02/2007</title>
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         <description>I wish I didn&#039;t have to do things like &#039;talk to an accountant&#039; and &#039;get a doctors appointment&#039;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have no interest.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I can barely make it into the bathroom to pee.</description>
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         <title>What's New - 02/02/2007</title>
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         <description>Preorder Harry Potter 7 at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/dp/0545010225?tag=whatshouiget-20&quot;&gt;Amazon&lt;/a&gt;! Huge!</description>
         <pubDate>Fri,  2 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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