I think it's important to note that this page may be updated far more than once a day, or far less. In any case, this is the forum for the good men and women of alltooflat to easily and quickly post whatever they think might be interesting to onlookers.

To a certain extent I hope you enjoy it, but to be perfectly honest it's not the foremost thing on my mind.

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2002-09-02 12:13:58
"So all my friends have been eating vegetables and fruits and buying plants behind my back. They think I won't find out. But my girl tells me everything. The next time you're not sure how to open what your eating (pomegranite?!?!?), the instructions are as follows: open ketchup packet, insert fry, eat. And 2 jars of artichoke hearts? What's that all about? On a sandwich? You shouldn't put anything on a sandwich that you can't get at the Wegman's sub shop. I thought you guys were different. Sucks."