"I was in a restaurant tonight sitting in a nice booth by a window. A woman at the table next to us decided it would be a nice idea to light up a smoke while she ate. pleansant. I asked if we could move tables because all the smoke was blowing past us and out the window. The waitress apologized and said we could take any table we wanted, but there were no booths left and nothing by the window. so we moved, since it was better than eating Parliament a la mode.

And then the smoker saw there was an empty booth by the window and moved her seat!!!! The chutzpah! Damn!

Where's Mikey B. when we need him???!!"