"Todays rant comes to you courtesy of Jeremy. AKA newspaperheadguy.


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Jackasses,

I take issue with Monday's rant which concludes ""Pointis, buy a Mac."" None of you own a MAC. Two of youown an iPod, but that does not give you the right togo around boasting about how a MAC does this, or a MACdoes that. Fuck that, dude. What has this world cometo, when PC geeks start applauding a fucking Mac!?

I mean, it's a fucking MAC for God's sake! I wouldanalogize this behavior to team allegience shifting(which I have admitedly been guilty of.) Like, forexample, Ben Stein one day deciding that he is aKnicks fan, when all his life he has hated the Knicks. Or even worse, and perhaps an even more apt analogy,is Ben switching to be a Yankees fan because they hadproven to be a winning squad.

Well, all those fucks who did that are now crying intheir beds because it turns out the Yankees suck andlost in the first round of the playoffs. Likewise,the MAC will fall from grace - from a corporatestandpoint. And the MAC may very well fall from graceafter a software upgrade in the OS - from a crashingstandpoint. But the point is, none of you OWN a macso you are in no position to say one way or anotherthat a MAC is a more stable system! And even if a MACis like an oak, who gives a shit? It's a fucking mac,and macs suck. Just like ""the economy sucks, but sowhat, cause sadaam is evil.""

Point is, you are PC guys. I rely on you to be PCguys and until one of you bites the bullet and getsone of these slick little money machines (in whichcase you will be a traitor at best) I expect to abideby your allegience in fact. So the point is NOT ""geta MAC"". The point is suffer with your PC and itsshitty OS and shitty software upgrades because that iswhat we do. And the person who would opt out ofupgrading his software is the same kind of person whowould arbitrarily be against handicapped ramps.Shameless.

- G2k

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