"I am currently unconcerned with gaining or losing weight, which is nice. Now that I'm married, there's a certain joie de vivre that enables me to eat whatever the hell I damn well please, feel confident that I won't gain weight, and then feel confident that feeling confident that I won't gain weight is in fact preventing me from gaining weight. It's a great system: like Orwell's doublethink, only with getting the belt buckle through the fifth hole instead of the fourth as the ultimate goal instead of, you know, complete subjugation of the people of Oceania."