"So here's a list of the wonderful things that happened to me today:

*Wife woke up with atrocious abdominal pains
*Had to take wife to hospital first thing in the morning
*Was at hospital for six hours
*Missed work
*Found out who got whacked on last Sunday's Sopranos episode before having seen the episode, making me a perfect 3 for 3 in ""knowing in advance which big character gets killed"" in Sopranos history
*Driving of wife to unrelated doctor's appointment in Brooklyn took an hour and a half
*Was unable to attend any birthday festivities for my mom
*Found out Osama bin Laden is still alive and not a dissipated cloud of pink mist as was previously believed by me

On the upside, I'm about to reheat and eat a homemade black bean burrito. Mmmm!"