"Yeah, I'm disappointed that no one else on the All Too Flat team did anything for All Too Factual's one month anniversary last week, too. But whaddyagonnado. I'm sure they're all very busy people with no time to spare congratulating the person responsible for the most regularly updated feature in the site's history. No, no, don't take any trouble on my account--I'm perfectly content to sit here in the corner. Thank you, no, I like the gruel better when it's cold. So very, very cold."