"Okay, there's really no excuse for us to have let the Daily Rant go eight days without being updated. I mean, ""Daily"" is in the thing's name, but even with that excepted, all it is is a place to rant about anything we want. I repeat, ANY DAMN THING WE WANT. Surely there was something in the last EIGHT FREAKING DAYS that irritated one of us! The Golden Globes? The anti-war protests? Joe Millionaire? The elevated risk that Britney Spears and Fred Durst will mate and reproduce? C'mon, people!"