"I'm not sure that it's appropriate for MSNBC to have war theme music that sounds like it samples the drums from ""When the Levee Breaks."" I mean, I guess that war is like a broken levee insofar as cryin' won't help ya and prayin' won't do you no good, but still.

At any rate, haven't we heard enough songs that did that? ""Rhymin' and Stealin',"" ""Army of Me,"" ""Man Next Door""--we've been there already. How 'bout a war theme song that uses the riff from Creedence's version of ""Good Golly Miss Molly""?

Wait a minute. I think I took this rant in the wrong direction. Sorry. It's probably because I'm thinkin' 'bout my baby and my happy home.

Okay. That's enough. It's really a waste of time to write this much. No one reads these, anyway, especially over the weekend.

As a matter of fact, if you read this, please email criscobandit@alltooflat.com and let me know what you thought. Thank you. I tell you, folks, writin' this stuff's got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home."