"So, I often feel bad that I'm the one who comes to the rant and writes about how life is great. I mean, Horseradish Tree makes a point: It is the rant. So today, I'm going to talk about how life is good, and how I'm pissed off about it.


GODDAMMIT! Everything sucks so badly. First of all, I had a great weekend - Saw my friends, saw the best ska band on Earth, got my mobile connected. How crappy is that? In addition the cell phone I bought is the best thing in existence. I could weep for the fact that my new Samsung i300 is the coolest piece of cellular technology on the market today: It dosen't get any better! I have no where to go from here, and I'm livid over it.

Add to this the fact that Ben's girlfriend called me late last night and invited me to the Kids in the Hall in NYC for Monday, and I'm at my wits end: Do I go and have a great time, or should I just sit in my office until tommorrow and fume about how fucking fantastic life is?

Oh, also, I'm moving into a place in Brooklyn at the beginning of May. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!"