"Today, a special guest rant, from Sean. Sean is a veteran, some might say connoisseur, of the fast food industry (client side). As such, he tends to have strong opinions about the corporate whores he gives his business to..........startrant.........McDonald's Express is one of the greatest shams every perpetrated by corporateAmerica. It's no faster--the ordering and check-out process works exactly thesame way. There's nothing ""express"" about it at all, as a matter of fact. Theonly difference I can see between a McDonald's Express and a regular McDonald'sis fewer places to sit and fewer items on the menu. They're giving you acrappier restaurant and trying to sell its very crappiness as a virtue.""Welcome to our special Express restaurant. It's a lot like our regularfranchises, but with great new features! For example, you can't get milkshakesor double quarter pounders with cheese, and there's no place to sit! Isn'tthat totally awesome! Of course it is--why else would we use a bitchin' wordlike Express?"" Bastard people. .........endrant........."