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To a certain extent I hope you enjoy it, but to be perfectly honest it's not the foremost thing on my mind.

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2002-06-20 14:44:46
" Today, a special guest rant, from Sean. Sean is a veteran, some might say connoisseur, of the fast food industry (client side). As such, he tends to have strong opinions about the corporate whores he gives his business to. .........startrant......... McDonald's Express is one of the greatest shams every perpetrated by corporate America. It's no faster--the ordering and check-out process works exactly the same way. There's nothing ""express"" about it at all, as a matter of fact. The only difference I can see between a McDonald's Express and a regular McDonald's is fewer places to sit and fewer items on the menu. They're giving you a crappier restaurant and trying to sell its very crappiness as a virtue. ""Welcome to our special Express restaurant. It's a lot like our regular franchises, but with great new features! For example, you can't get milkshakes or double quarter pounders with cheese, and there's no place to sit! Isn't that totally awesome! Of course it is--why else would we use a bitchin' word like Express?"" Bastard people. .........endrant......... "