There have been a fair amount of texting shenanigans recently, actually. I just had this text exchange with Allison:
Me: You ate my best friend. Yay Allison!
Allison: er.....
Me: Ummmmm.... I meant you *are* my best friend.
Allison: I was going to say. it certainly wasn't me who ate your best friend. Maybe Alex, but not me
Stupid proximity of the "R" and "T" keys on a QWERTY keyboard!