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Welcome to All Too Flat. Prepare yourself for some serious time-wastin' and (hopefully) a fair amount of laughing.

Alright, so what is this site all about?
I think Yahoo describes ATF the best: "A web site that takes its name from a Monty Python sketch seems like the natural place to find oddities like The Bible According to Cheese and scientist trading cards. At, quirky humor is the name of the game. The ATF Squad tries to debunk myths such as don't overfeed your goldfish, although tragically, this turns out to be sound advice. They play some vaguely funny pranks on their friends and offer tips on how to stage your own. They even get pretentious and spout off poetry -- don't miss the haikus about bowling, NAFTA, tech guys, raves, NYC, and Law and Order. And if you have questions or need some advice, just ask the fish."

So then what is all this "Too Flat" nonsense anyway?
It's an obscure Monty Python reference:
"He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands.
I didn't like the others; they were all too flat."
| Read the script

What's New on ATF:
09-05-2021:Bible According to Cheese NFT now available
05-25-2018:Updated our privacy policy for GDPR
04-28-2009:ATF will be undergoing server maintenance in 2009. Stay tuned for the relaunch of Puppy Recycling as a subdomain!
03-25-2009:The alt_text archive is now on Twitter! Follow @alt_text for updates!
11-30-2008:ATF is publishing a new blog: First World Problems, detailing exactly why it's so difficult being alive in this era of plenty. Yay!

Latest Updates:
  • Ask The Fish updated Wed Dec 31
  • Kennyblog updated Sat May 5
  • "Daily" Rant updated Wed Apr 25
  • Seanblog updated Sat Apr 14
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