Arin (wife of Ben, friend of Kennyb) started a tumblog called placenta does not belong in your hair. We'll leave aside for the moment that this is an unfortunate name for a blog, and note only that so far it has been an incredibly good record of why I love her so much. Her most recent post points out the humorous potential of the Simulscribe service:
placenta does not belong in your hair - Where has Simulscribe been all my life?
In a follow up GChat with Ben, we were discussing what sort of hits "chicken shit punch" would return on a google search. Turns out that TWO of the total three hits were about Carmelo Anthony! This is definitely an interesting kind of data to know about your internet presence, and something that is really hard to find out. Any data analysis company can figure out where you stand in searches that make sense, and you want to be showing up in. But I think there is a market opportunity for a business to get into SEO on this sort of thing - highly negative, but unlikely searches for which you are the primary result.