Well it's that time of year again - time for a new Alltooflat contest! Alright, alright, honestly it was that time of year again more than a few months ago. But we've been hurting for money, and haven't been able to afford any prizes to give away. But Ben has taken up beating up old ladies for their Social Security checks, Ton is busking in San Diego subway stations, and Kennyb sold his flowing locks of hair. Putting all of these earnings together we've gotten enough to financially support this months contest!

A special edition All Too Flat Contest Winner T-Shirt (only the fifth in existence world-wide!)

Maybe something else!

Since you are obviously a devotee of AllTooFlat, you are well aware of our online magnetic poetry (which actually represents a huge advance in online magnetic poetry technology. Which is kind of weird, if you ask me). Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to use the special ATF Contest Board to put together the best magnetic poetry the world has ever seen (with "best" probably being definied in terms of funny, though I have no doubts you'll get points for being offensive as well).

The requirements are fairly simple:

You must first be logged into ATF. Go to the home page and look in the upper right of the screen, and click the "Sign-up" link to get yourself a login. It's free, it's handy, and we promise not to sell your information to any third party.

Follow the link below to bring up your board. You can make changes to this board as much and as often as you'd like, until we close off submissions. The more you make the judges laugh with your entry, the more likely you are to win.

Inform us that you want your entry examined for judging by hitting the save board link at the top left of your game board (this does not stop your ability to change your board, but it will inform us that when judging time comes around, this board should be looked at).

Enter once per ATF login. Also, try not to be a dillhole and make a bunch of ATF logins just so you can make a bunch of magnetic poetry entries. If your first one wasn't funny enough to win, nothing else you do will ever be good enough.

Make sure that when you create your ATF login, you do so with a valid email address, otherwise we'll not be able to contact you if you are the winner. In the case that the author of the winning entry does not respond to an email request for mailing information, we'll choose the next funniest entry.

Employees of All Too Flat are not eligible (sucks for us!)

Entries must be received by 11:59pm EST, March 1, 2004

Click on the save button () to save the current state of the board to the ATF server. Error in retrieving entry: SELECT `users`.* FROM `users` WHERE idnum = 0