Mall Too Flat

Mall Too Flat

Welcome to Mall Too Flat, the exclusive online source for purchasing All Too Flat gear!
Prices do not include shipping and handling (will be added at the register).
We'd like the thank the good people at Cafe Press for hosting our store. Use that link to view all the products currently available.

NOTE: Not all products are on this page! Go here to see everything we have for sale!

All Too Flat T-Shirt
Hanes® 100% cotton. Pretty standard, really.
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List Price: $28.95
Our Price: $17.99
You Save: $7.99 (31%)

Lion Prank Baseball Jersey
Please Do Not Feed the Lion (front), Lion piction (back). 100% pre-shrunk cotton with 3/4 sleeves. Your choice of red/white or black/white.
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List Price: $27.98
Our Price: $19.99
You Save: $7.99 (29%)

Scientist Trading Cards Mug (Large)
15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mug. Awesome. No really. This is amazing.
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MORE SCIENTIST CARD STUFF HERE (T-shirts, jerseys, etc)

List Price: $20.98
Our Price: $13.99
You Save: $7.99 (34%)

ATF Baseball Cap
Now you can write code with a nifty hat on!
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List Price: $23.98
Our Price: $15.99
You Save: $7.50 (28%)

A Jackass in the Attic
by Kennyb - A compilation of Haikus and other poetry (Hardback)
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OUT OF STOCK!

List Price: $25.00
Our Price: $17.50
You Save: $7.50 (35%)

ATF Floppy Hat
Which is dorkier? Wearing an All Too Flat hat or wearing a floppy hat?
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List Price: $24.98
Our Price: $16.99
You Save: $7.99 (30%)

Bi.A.T.Ch. Mug (Small)
11 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mug. Gotta love the Bible According to Cheese!
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List Price: $19.98
Our Price: $13.99
You Save: $7.99 (35%)

KennyBoxer Shorts
100% cotton boxer shorts adorned with the head shot of Kennyb from the "To Dara, Best Wishes, Kennyb" prank.
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List Price: $25.95
Our Price: $16.99
You Save: $7.79 (27%)

All Tie Flat
You'll be a hit at your next business luncheon with this wacky halibut tie
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OUT OF STOCK

List Price: $25.00
Our Price: $17.50
You Save: $7.50 (30%)

Cheesus Mousepad
Mouse Pad depicting Cheesus and Parma-John the Baptist
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List Price: $20.98
Our Price: $14.99
You Save: $7.99 (29%)

Ben and Ton Acting out the Halibut Sketch
A live performace, right in your living room!
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List Price: $0.00
Our Price: $0.00
SPECIAL: Free!!! (you only pay shipping!)

Gingy Tote Bag
Original Gingy on the front, Flat Gingy on the back
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List Price: $20.98
Our Price: $15.99
You Save: $7.99 (24%)

ATF Baby Tee
Let all the guys know that you "didn't like the others; they were All Too Flat!" with this ATF baby tee. 100% superfine combed cotton.
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List Price: $27.98
Our Price: $19.99
You Save: $7.99 (29%)

Crocodile Biker Jacket
You'll look totally tough on your Harley with a stuffed animal on your back
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OUT OF STOCK

List Price: $99.95
Our Price: $87.96
You Save: $11.99 (12%)

Long Sleeve Croc T-Shirt
Its no biker jacket, but still pretty cool.
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List Price: $29.98
Our Price: $21.99
You Save: $8.99 (23%)

Geeks Gone Wild
2 hours of condensed footage from Mardi Gras 2002 of the hottest dorks baring it all!
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OUT OF STOCK

List Price: $25.00
Our Price: $17.50
You Save: $7.50 (30%)

Dork Glasses
With a pair of these, you'll look just like the All Too Flat triumverate!
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OUT OF STOCK

List Price: $0.00
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SPECIAL: Free!!! (with orders of $50 or more)

NOTE: Not all products are on this page! Go here to see everything we have for sale!

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