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Rumsfield Apologizes
5-7-2004
Washington, DC - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield offered his apologies to the abused Iraqi prisoners today. "Sorry about mistreating you while you were in prison," said Rumsfield in a televised press conference.


"Also, sorry about the whole invading your country thing," he said.


Rumsfield ended the statement by tapping his chest, saying "my bad", and flashing a peace sign.


The abused Iraqi prisoners were unavailable for comment.

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