Joke Number 121

You all know Ghandi right? He was a very spiritual man. Did you know that he never wore shoes? He walked everywhere with no shoes on. The bottom of his feet were hard as rocks. As you know, he often went on fasts. Sometimes he'd go weeks without food. This made very weak. In addition, all that stomach acid churning around gave him REALLY bad breath. But, as smart as Ghandi was, he couldn't figure out why his breath smelled like roadkill. After all of this, what does that make Ghandi?

A Super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.
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Submitted by Amanda from New York.

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