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Lawyers in Lab Experiments
Joke Number 204

Q: Do you know why scientists are now using lawyers for lab experiments instead of rats?

A: First, there are more lawyers in the United States than there are rats. Second, the animal rights activists have loudly protested the treatment of rats for experiments. And third, there are some things that a rat just won't do.

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Submitted by The U-Cur-Nut from Troy, Michigan.

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