A guy walks into a resteraunt and sits down at a bar stool. He looks at the menu, trying to decide between soup and spaghetti. He finally decides on the spaghetti, and orders it.
While he is waiting for his food, he notices a guy sitting a few seats away. He is just staring into his full bowl of soup.
The guy gets his spaghetti, takes one bite, and decides that he should have ordered the soup. Since the guy next to him hasn't touched his soup, he leans over and says, "If you aren't going to eat your soup, may I have it?"
The guy just looks at him, with this sick look on his face and says, "Sure."
The guy eats the soup. He notices a funny twang to it, but he eats it anyway. Halfway through, he finds a dead rat in his soup.
The guy next to him leans over and says, "Yeah, that's about how far along I got, too."
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