a drunk man decides to go ice fishing. He gets out to a good spot and starts to drill. Suddenly, a voice booms down
"THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!!!!"
Confused, he moves to a different spot and is about to drill when the same voice booms down "THERE'S NO FISH DONW THERE!!!!"
He tries a third spot and, once again, just as he is about to start drilling, the voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE, EITHER!!!!!"
Finally, he shouts to the sky...
"Are you God?!?!"
"NO, I'M THE RINK MANAGER!!!"