An American, a Japanese and a redneck man are eating lunch on a roof. The Japanese man gets an eggroll and says if he gets 1 more eggroll he would jump off this roof. Well the next day his wife packed an eggroll so he jumped. The American man gets an egg and says if he gets 1 more egg he would jump off this roof. Well the next day his wife packed an egg so he jumped. The Redneck man gets cold beer and pickled eggs and says if he gets pickled eggs and cold beer 1 more time he would jump off this roof. Well the next day his wife packed an pickled eggs and cold beer so he ate it all and then jumped. At the funeral everyone was so sad except the rednecks wife. She said, "He packs his own lunch.
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