George Bush, Bill Clinton, and a beautiful new intern were sitting all in the same car on a train. The train goes under a tunnel and all is dark. A loud smacking sound is heard. When the tunnel ends there is a handprint on Bill Clinton's face. Bill Clinton is thinking "I bet ol' George felt up that intern and she slapped me for it." The intern is thinking " I bet Bill was felt up George and he thought it was me." George Bush was thinking "I hope there's another tunnel before I get off 'cause I wanna slap the hell out of Bill again."
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