We spend a lot of time reading our weblogs. You know, the pages that say who came to our site and how they got there. Mostly because we are really full of ourselves. Anyway, the routes people take to get to All Too Flat are unbelievable! This page is simply an ongoing list of the most common and ridiculous search terms people enter in search engines to come to ATF.

Anyway, without further ado, here are some Google Keyword searches:

elgoog (by far the most popular search)

iambic pentameter (surprisingly large number of these)

google mirror

cartoon boobies (lots of these)

flat boobies

funny geeky shit

mardi gras flashing (we get lots similar this one)

"sucks donkey doo"

"screw your courage to the sticking place and we will not fail"

ladies with huge boobies

topiary porn (proud to be the first hit for this one!)

serious number rubber chickens

girls gone wild

pranks AND k-mart

pierced chicks

interesting fact (this one is cool too)

tiggz

free immortality rings

huge halibut

poetry stein (gertrude stein, eat your heart out!)

helper monkey

"What comes after a terabyte" (possibly the only useful thing on our site)

boustrophedonic

kobe bryant 7up

cheese bible (We're #1 for this one! I wonder if the authors of the "Cheese Bible" reference book are pissed?)

cheese puns