Iambic Pentameter

The following poems all vary in theme and content, but are all written in iambic pentameter.

I kind of want a kitty,
But kind of not, because they are shitty.
I want a sugar glider
and a floppy eared low rider.
**** is a pain in my ass.
I want to put my kitty in a basket.

My Ass is Sore
Yesterday I went riding.
Today I went riding too.
Today a horse humped my ass.
Yesterday was better.
My ass is sore.
-Ezra Weinblatt

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