Q: What is all this too flat nonsense anyway?
A: See ATF
homepage. It's answered there.
Q: What the opposite of huge?
A: Not so huge.
Q: How do I get a job at alltooflat?
A: For the most recent employment opportunities, please visit our careers
Q: Are halibut anadromous?
A: No. They migrate away from land in the winter to spawn in deeper water. (Source: www.halibut.net
Q: What comes after a terabyte?
A: Petabyte. And to save you time, next is exabyte and then zettabyte. Then comes yottabyte, which is approximately 2.01 mol of bytes.
Q: What do you call that symbol that looks like a circle with a line through it?
A: A "prohibitory sign" (thanks to Ben's geek blog
Q: Where did KennyBathroom go?
A: Down the toilet, where it belonged in the first place!
Q: I have a funny idea for your site. How can I suggest it to you?
A: Just send e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org
and we'll check it out. We can't promise that we'll try to put it on our site, but we'll try to try.
A: Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
Q: So, what is up with =~ (query) What does it mean, and why dosen't it mean != ?
A: =~ is the string binding operator...it binds the left argument (a string) to the right argument (a regular expression operator) $string =~ s/butt/ will search $string for 'butt' and return true if it finds it
Q: Are you guys qualified to be giving advice in Ask the Fish
A: Yes. Yes we are.
Q: Is the lion still there?
A: In general, yes, the lion is still there. But for a more up to date answer, check the bottom of the lion page at http://www.alltooflat.com/pranks/lion
Q: How come my IE favorites doesn't have that cute little fish anymore?
A: I have no idea. IE is such a pain in the ass.
Q: WHERE'S MANFRED MANN'S EARTH BAND?
A: Right here.