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One fall day while eating tacos and drinking Belgium White, a website was conceived, and it was good. A debate was held and a name was chosen, and it was Intellisloth. Can you believe that? This site was almost called www.intellisloth.com (Note: Don't click that link! There's nothing there). Anyway, we came to our senses and called it All Too Flat. Here we'd like to give a shout out to everyone that has helped to make this site possible.

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Founders

The three founders of All Too Flat. Also known as the triumvirate, the three jackasses, or the three monks.

Name

Position

Member Since

Benjamin "Hoist" Stein

Chief Executive Geek

10-10-2001

Kenneth "KennyB" Bromberg

Director, Research and Development

10-10-2001

Antoni "Ton" Chan

Chief Technology Officer

10-10-2001

Staff Members

Staff members who contribute regularly to All Too Flat. We're always looking for extra help, so check out our careers page to see our current job openings.

Name

Position

Member Since

Sean T. Collins

Head Writer, Alt Text Fun, AttentionDeficitDisorderly Too Flat

04-03-2002

All Too Flat Members

People with membership at All Too Flat. Join All Too Flat and you'll receive a membership card, an official All Too Flat title, and much much more!

Name

Position

Member Since

Jeremy "G2" Goldman

Free Bandwidth Associate

10-31-2001

Eric D. Fish

Assistant Halibut Programmer

10-31-2001

Bill De Franza

Regional Chairman of the Quality Assurance Ministry

01-2003

Louis A. Stein

Associate Technician of the Rant Sub-Sub-Committee

01-2003

Rob Cockerham

Senior Organizer of the Pranks Task Force

01-2003

Lindsay Haigh

Junior Halibut of the BiATCH Coalition

01-2003

Arin Kramer

Brigade Scientist of the Scientist Brigade

02-2003

Mark A. Pederson

Senior Prankster of the Jokes Brigade

03-2003

Whitney Kramer

Apprentice Ranter of the Ask The Fish Office

05-2003

Richard Zanfardino

Acting Captain of the PDA Brigade

05-2003

Jerry Wagner

Chief Dork of the Technology Ministry

07-2003

Jackson Wages

Head Geek of the Jokes Task Force

09-2003

Barbara Hunt

Chief Ranter of the Ask The Fish Sub-Committee

09-2003

Mat Hall

Senior Dork of the Technology Sub-Sub-Committee

09-2003

April Fried-Vandecamp

Senior Helper Monkey of the AltText Task Force

10-2003

Ryan Swindull

Chief Dungeon Master of the BiATCH Task Force

10-2003

Roberto Duarte

Chief Poet of the Poetry Committee

10-2003

Erin Ten Eycke

Senior Poet of the Serious Corps

12-2003

Chuck Peterka

Retired Myth Buster of the Scientist Corps

07-2004

Klynton F. Jessup

Senior Administrator of the Technology Department

10-2004

Daniel Elbert Henry Hudson

Associate Helper Monkey of the Technology Sub-Sub-Committee

08-2006

Arianna Thayer

Wireless Dork of the Crossingman Department

08-2006

Patrons

Patrons who have gratiously donated to All Too Flat. You too can donate to All Too Flat. All proceeds go to our hosting costs! Note: We'd like to put your name up here to show our thanks, but won't do it without your permission; you're personal finance is your own business (unless you use .NET for your Microsoft Money account...) Additionally, all our patrons are greatly appreciated and are welcome to free memberships! Just let us know if you've donated and you want to redeem your goodies.

Name

Date

Name

Date

Eric D. Cat

1-1-2002

Eric D. Fish

1-2-2002

Some Guy

1-1-2002

Supporting Cast / Butts of our Jokes

It really wasn't possible without you guys! Thanks for being there and being good sports! (No, you don't get free anything. Just the publicity of ATF. But feel free to buy a membership.

Name

What We Desecrated

Laura Iliff

Her poor fish Gingy

Dara

Her Matt Dillon photo

Sergey Brin and Larry Page

Their lovely Search Engine

The Lord

The Bible

Arin Kramer

Her teeth

Mrs Herstein (Ben's high school english teacher)

Poetry, to the fullest possible extent

Rob Cockerham

How much inside his website

Da Boyz

Nice tits, four eyes!

Andrea Dutcher

Her empty cage