Everybody talks about the drunken, wild revelry at Mardi Gras every year- girls lining the streets, flashing for beads. Well, we want to see if it was true.

This February, All Too Flat traveled to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2002! Naturally, we spent the majority of our time in public computer labs checking their e-mail. That's where we found 10,000 screaming, drunken dorks, nerds, and geeks who couldn't wait to bear their bods for a few strings of cheap plastic beads! We were stunned by their youth, beauty, willingness and knowledge of open-source development. Who would have thought that such a spectacle was happening just off the streets of downtown New Orleans? What could we do but start videotaping?

We have videotaped hundreds of hours of raw unedited action, condensed down to a collection of the hottest video tapes you'll ever see. We are very proud to offer you the dorkiest "first time flashers" you or I will ever be privileged to see!

Here are a few samples of what you'll find on Geeks Gone Wild, Vol I:

There's one in every crowd, isn't there? Just look at him, with his dork glasses and an empty bottle of Parrot Bay. He is a true Geek Gone Wild!

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Check out this Geek Gone Wild! He looks like he just discovered the weakness in the 802.11x networking protocol!

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This is what you get after countless hours of sitting and snacking in front of a Linux box... But that doens't stop this young stud from bearing it all!

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We got this one to flash by offering him a hands-free headset! No plastic beads for this Geek Gone Wild!

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This guy is taking a break from an all night QuakeIII extraveganza to take it all off!!!

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It really doesn't get any better than this, does it?

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