YOU WANTED THE BEST, YOU GOT THE BEST:
THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD
I'm not a KISS fan
But I am forced to admit
That's a cool intro

ELTON
I kind of like it:
"Philadelphia Freedom"
"The Bitch is Back" too

A STUDY IN CONTRADICTIONS
Bumps in the bathroom
Devout "Green Lantern" reader
Back room at The Cock

COMICS
Ultimate Spidey
Daredevil and New X-Men
And Savage Dragon

COMIX
Weasel and Eightball
Crane, Ware, Rege, Kelso, Crumb
Goodbye Chunky Rice

NEW COMICS DAY, OR A DREAM DEFERRED
(WEDNESDAY III)
Because of Easter
Comics come out on Thursday
What a travesty

A GREAT ONLINE COMIC FOR EVERYONE
You should go visit
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UPCOMING NUPTIALS III: COLD TURKEY
I won't eat fast food
Or candy anymore now.
Limber honeymoon

ZOOLANDER I
Ghostbusters, Wet Hot,
Lebowski, Austin, Half Baked,
Office Space and Fletch,.

4/3/02
There's nothing to do
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
Godfuckingdammit

ZOOLANDER II
Christmas Vacation,
Flirting With Disaster, A-
migos. Not as good.

WHERE'S MANFRED MANN'S EARTH BAND?
"Blinded By The Light":
A lyrical mystery.
The Fish answers not.